Carnival of Wealth, Surface of the Sun Edition

How hot is it this summer? This is a picture of Juneau.

Welcome back to the Carnival of Wealth, the only personal finance blog carnival worth a damn. Submissions from around the world, most good, some dreadful, none boring. We do it every Monday. Let’s get started:

Last week, W from Off Road Finance gave us the 1st post in a series on the alternative to investing. He’s not kidding. He maintains that there’s a better way to build wealth than the conventional method of doing what everyone else does, and through 2 installments of this series, his logic holds up. Read this one slowly – lots to digest.

Anyone who admits to drawing inspiration from Control Your Cash is going to figure prominently in any Carnival of Wealth. Dave at 6400 Personal Finance reached the same conclusion we did about the absurdity of buying gas anywhere other than where it’s most convenient to.

Dividend Growth Investor gives us 5 stocks that make it a point of increasing dividends, something Facebook and Google have yet to do.

So you’re saying that committing to life in the ultimate comfort zone isn’t as comfortable as you thought it might be? No way! Young & Thrifty gives us a first-person lament of her career path, that of teacher. She’s thinking entrepreneurship might be more professionally (and financially) satisfying. We don’t usually publish diary posts, readership-as-therapists posts, but this one’s somewhat different.

Aside:

Despite what anyone tells you, teaching is not a difficult nor a demanding job. In fact, it’s hard to imagine an easier occupation. We each spend our first 12 years in a classroom, right? How little ambition do you have to have to think, “Well, that’s done, plus I did another 4 years in a classroom for a total of 16. Now, with the world as my oyster, I think I’d like to…spend my life in a classroom.”

Most of us have coworkers. Vendors. Clients. Counterparts whom we interact with more or less as equals. But teachers have charges. Minors, who have to respect your seniority. Teaching is a facile way to find a position of authority for oneself without having to do anything. Even a teacher on her first day on the job has a few dozen underlings. There’s no other line of work you can say that about.

There’s more. A teacher’s life is filled with rehashed subject matter. Committing to education as a profession means abandoning discovery. And growth. A 2nd-grade teacher who spends her workday explaining the difference between “to” and “too” is not what you’d call intellectually stimulated.

That tears it. This is the most offensive thing you’ve ever written, and that’s saying something. If it weren’t for teachers, where would you be? 

Thanks for missing the point. If it weren’t for train engineers we’d all be stranded at home without any gas in our vehicles, but no one genuflects in front of those guys. Almost everyone contributes something tangible to the general well-being of society. Teachers are no better nor worse in that respect.

Summers off, little possibility of being fired, and the least challenging of atmospheres. What’s not to love about that? Oh yeah, the atrocious pay and the feeling of commiseration among your fellow teachers.

Still not done. It’s not a tough job. Army Ranger is a tough job. Do you know what the attrition rate for teachers is? Close to 0%. If you want to be a teacher, you can and will be one with a minimum of effort. No one drops out of an education program because the coursework is so demanding.

And can we stop referring to teachers as heroes? They aren’t, unless you mean the ones who attempt to teach math to girls.

Teacher Man at My University Money argues for passive investing. Find (and fund) your 401(k) (or in his case, RRSP), then sleep on it. Teacher Man thinks that if you don’t, you’re probably going to lose because you’re up against smart people and supercomputers on the other side of every trade.

Huh?

Investing isn’t a zero-sum game. Yes, you could argue that any individual trade is, in that the buyer wants the price to rise and the seller doesn’t, and thus cumulatively investing must indeed be a zero-sum game. But is it?

No. The seller doesn’t necessarily want the price to fall. The seller could have a million reasons for selling. Liquidity is often as important as wanting to get off the roller coaster.

Also, Teacher Man stumped us with this discovery:

during a recent 20 year stretch the S&P 500 returned an average of 9.1%…yet the average investor only realized gains of 3.1%!

On first glance his claim might sound impossible, but it isn’t necessarily. For one thing, the S&P 500 contains different components than it did 20 years earlier. But how did he arrive at that 3.1% figure? Does he really have data on every single person who invested in S&P stocks since 1992? Does he mean median, rather than average? Whatever the answers, the allegation is an effective excuse for just buying mutual funds. (Which are managed by professionals who use computers. How that’s an advantage for Teacher Man’s investments, we’re not sure.)

(UPDATE: Teacher Man informs us that he meant 3.9%. We’re still scratching our heads, just not as hard.)

Don’t read anything into how this paean to passive investing was written by a teacher. Our favorite part of the piece was a comment (ignore the writer’s homonym confusion and pay attention to his point):

I don’t believe it’s about being “smarter” than the other guy. It’s about being willing to doing your homework and research the companies you are considering buying. Valuation is the key. There are many great companies that should not be bought because there valuation already reflects what everyone knows. But there are ALWAYS good companies that are out of favor and priced below there intrinsic value. You may have to look at 200+ companies instead of 10 to find them. You don’t have to accept “average” unless you are unwilling to put the time and effort into your investment portfolio.

Habeeb at the unconventionally hyphenated BestDividend-Paying-Mutual-Funds breaks down Wells Fargo’s Advantage Growth Fund. It’s up 10% per year over the last decade, and its biggest component by far (more than twice as much as any other) is Apple. Again, past performance is not a predictor of blah blah

Lance at Money Life & More learned how to divide by 30.

From PKamp3 at DQYDJ.net:

Once again I dropped the ball and neglected to give you folks a post on option contract divined predictions over the next few months (and years).

Yes, you’re a crushing disappointment. For shame.

Seriously, what he means is that he’s a little late with his self-imposed homework assignment: using put and call prices to predict the level of the S&P 500. PKamp3 speculates as to where the markets are heading, and what impact it’ll have on the presidential race.

John Kiernan at CardHub explains how getting your credit card numbers lifted is a lot easier than you think. Folks, change your passwords regularly and often. (This coming from someone who had his Yahoo! account hacked into twice. Fortunately there was nothing valuable in there, but it demonstrates the wisdom of using “123456” for a password.)

Free Money Finance has another book review, this one of Stephen L. Weiss’s The Big Win: Learning from the Legends to Become a More Successful InvestorFMF lists 7 traits of “the perfect investor”:

  • Strong emotions
  • A powerful ego
  • Concentration on the short term
  • Permissiveness
  • Not being hung up on research
  • Effortlessness – taking time to relax
  • Lethargy

Please, please be scratching your head right now. If you’re not, get out of the market immediately and give your money to the homeless. We lied: the above contains the opposites of what the perfect investor embodies. Read the link for the details.

Odysseas Papadimitriou (YES! Finally spelled his name without checking it) at Wallet Blog has a political rant this week. Not a sectarian one, but rather an argument for direct democracy. No, he’s not talking about getting rid of the electoral college, or turning the nation from a republic into something else. Rather, Odysseas is examining something we weren’t familiar with: Project Madison. It’s the brainchild of U.S. Representative Darrell Issa (R-CA), and it’s essentially crowdsourcing for legislation.

Read that again: a member of Congress had an original and workable idea that isn’t obscenely expensive.

Finally, for every 100 morons online who complain that Walmart hurts women and kills jobs, JP at Novel Investor reminds us that brand loyalty is hugely important. Coca-Cola and Apple can, and have, withstood the occasional hardship but bounced back largely due to extraordinary public awareness and devotion.

And we’re done. You know the schedule: continuity and reliability are important. New post every Wednesday and Friday. New Anti-Tip daily, new CoW next Monday. Check us out on Investopedia, Yahoo! Finance, and we should have a new post up on ProBlogger any minute now. (And this has nothing to do with personal finance, but we’re in Nevada Magazine this month, too.) See ya.

 

Guest Post: Area Woman Shares Her Action Plan

 

Pay no attention to the watermark centered on her neck

 

Today, we’ve decided to let Anne Smith write a guest post. Anne runs MyBoyfriendAndIHaveAdvancedDegreesAndFiveFigureDebt.com, a personal finance site that chronicles “one fashionista’s struggle to stay sane (and stay caffeinated) in a tough economy.” Also, the site’s logo uses $ in place of “S” and ¢ in place of “c” because its author is unbelievably clever. She adds that she’s trying to “make cents” of her life, which is a joke we didn’t get but are applying our collective brainpower to the deciphering of. Take it away, Anne:

Hi there!!!! I’m so grateful that the folks at Control Your Cash let me write a guest post for them! I’m an easily excitable woman – with the maturity of an adolescent girl, even though I’m in my 20s and have a job – so that explains the exclamation points! This week I’m going to talk about personal finance with you! So fun!

I should probably mention off the bat that I have $45,398.39 in student loans. I majored in philosophy and can’t find a job in my chosen field. It’s so unfair! I sent résumés out and everything! So I’m thinking of doing the only logical thing and going to grad school. That way I’ll have even more initials after my name, even more debt to my name, and even more indignation 2 years from now when I still can’t find a job but will be that much closer to death. Sure, I could get a job doing something blue-collar, and maybe even make decent money at it, but why would I do that when instead I can complain about how unfair life is and why society owes me a living? After all, the average college graduate earns a million dollars more in her life than someone who dropped out of high school. Never mind that most people finish high school, but if I compare myself to the people who have not even a modicum of education it’ll make me feel better about myself. And that’s what personal finance blogging is all about. Also, that bit about the million dollars is received wisdom. Right up there with “You lose 60% of your body heat through your head” and “You should drink 8 glasses of water a day”, not to mention “Doing the speed limit is more fuel-efficient than exceeding it.” I either heard these axioms in conversation with fellow idiots, or read about them in O, The Oprah Magazine. Either way, they’re undeniably true.

Oh yeah, my boyfriend (soon to be hubby LOL!) He’s already in grad school, working on his master’s in library science after earning an undergraduate degree in social work. His student loan balance is at $52,498.12 right now. Can you believe Congress wants to increase our rate? So unfair! Because if it were 3.4% we could have paid our balances off this week, never mind that I’m 5 years out of school and have so far barely paid a nickel. Anyhoo, back to my boyfriend. His fixed-gear bike got stolen, so I have to drive him to his soccer game in my 1999 Taurus. Which, by the way, I recently had to spend $1100 on new brake drums, rotors and calipers for. I could have gotten away with a $125 brake pad replacement when I first heard squeaking a few months ago, but…well, let’s just say I was working on getting it fixed and it just kind of crept up on me. LOL!

Did I mention that we’re getting married? I’m so excited! Josh and I spent the last 4 weekends visiting wedding planners and looking for the PERFECT locale for our wedding. We’re going to hold it at the same hotel ballroom where Elizabeth Taylor and one of her husbands, I think #4, got hitched. Isn’t that exciting? Of course, that’s in LA and we live in San Diego, so the whole wedding party (my family, Josh’s family, my bridesmaids, and his groomsmen) is going to have to stay at the hotel. My parents have offered to chip in $5000, which is nice of them but it’s really nothing when we estimate the cost is going to be upwards of $30,000. What a racket, right? Maybe I should have become a wedding planner LOL! It’s expensive, but it’s a once-in-a-lifetime magical moment and I want it to be perfect. I said “once-in-a-lifetime” because no one in the history of the world has ever gotten divorced, therefore I won’t. Also, I’m technically an adult so maybe I shouldn’t be relying on my parents for anything financial but what do you want from me, this is the 21st century and me and all my blogging friends are in a state of suspended adolescence.

Anyhow, gotta go. Because…we need to put a deposit down for our honeymoon! We’re going to Tahiti!!!! Sooooo excited! We had to take out a loan for the trip, but fortunately Josh’s dad co-signed for it otherwise we’d have to honeymoon in, like, Laguna Niguel or something. Um, I don’t think so. TTYL!

Today’s guest post was from Anne Smith. Check out her monthly debt updates and list of expensive places she can’t afford to visit yet wants to at MyBlogIsIndistinguishableFromAlmostEveryOtherPersonalFinanceBlog.com. You’ll also find commiserating comments from all her dopey friends, telling her how smart and brave she is for making one awful financial decision after another. No wait, we got the URL wrong. It’s actually MyBoyfriendAndIHaveAdvancedDegreesAndFiveFigureDebt.com. Sorry about that.