This post will save you from a lifetime of servitude.

 

Free at last, free at last

“Servitude” is one of our favorite words here at CYC. It’s just so versatile in the realm of personal finance. It describes the average employee’s relationship with her employer, the average debtor’s relationship with creditors, and the average human’s relationship with money.

Credit card debt is an inescapable condition of life for most people, as much a constant as snow in winter or the sun rising in the east. On the 1st of every month, you examine your brake fluid level, flip your mattress, and write another check to MasterCard to cover your minimum balance and maybe a little more.

Like illegitimacy, morbid obesity, and collecting welfare, the idea of credit card debt having shame attached to it sounds Paleolithic in 2011. Why shouldn’t it, when the issuers charge those confiscatory rates and expect us to pay them as some sort of punishment for spending our own money? It’s un-American, I tells ya.

You probably already have a card, if not several. That’s just what we do when we reach adulthood in this society. As far as rites of passage go, it’s less jarring than having to leave the village and come back with the head of grizzly. Or cotillions.

Maybe we can catch you early. Maybe you’re young enough not to have anything beyond a debit card, and want to build your credit history. Oh, who are we kidding? For every person who makes a sober effort to “build his credit history”, 50 others want a credit card solely so they can overextend themselves.

Some folks can neither handle nor detect sarcasm, so we’ll play the rest of the post straight. Which isn’t easy.

There are plenty of legitimate reasons to obtain a credit card. A credit card as a concept that is, rather than a particular card. And by “plenty” we mean 4:

  1. Building credit history (see above).
  2. Fronting money when you need to leave a deposit larger than either the value of what you’re taking possession of or what’s in the account tied to your debit card (e.g. renting a car)
  3. Consumer protection.
  4. Rewards.

And one more, universality. You don’t want to run the risk of your card not being accepted, especially if you carry only one. American Express is recognized around the world, but as any American Express cardholder knows, even in the United States plenty of businesses won’t accept it. VISA and MasterCard are accepted almost everywhere, from Timbuktu to Timor. Discover claims that’s its honored in over 40 countries, but that’s news to people who live in 39 of them.

Any card will give you the first two.

As for consumer protection, you want your issuer to guarantee defective purchases up to the purchase price. If the card issuer is willing to underwrite what you buy, then the card issuer should be willing to bear the entire brunt should things go wrong.

I’ve had two instances when I relied on card issuers. In one, I visited South Africa and used the VISA debit card issued by my former bank. Some enterprising sales clerk now had my card number, a copy of my signature, and, presumably, the 3-digit Card Security Code.* Weeks later, after I’d returned home, she rang up a couple of purchases each around $50. I saw them on my next statement and brought them to my bank’s attention. They made me fill out a form and then refunded me the money within days.

American Express helped me out with a hotel that didn’t state a no-refunds policy, but charged me for a full stay even though I cancelled with plenty of days’ notice. The resolution took little more than a week, and I didn’t lose a penny.

Neither time was the issuer at fault. In the first example it’s pretty obvious who’s guilty, yet my bank reimbursed me under VISA’s auspices. They figured it was worth the $100 or so for them to keep me as a customer, even though it wasn’t. They’ll never make $100 off me.

In the second example, the card issuer was slightly at fault. Maybe. You can argue that the because the issuer gave its imprimatur to the hotel, vouching for it as the kind of honorable company that doesn’t assess arbitrary charges to customers who cancel, the issuer should be held somewhat responsible. I’m guessing the hotel (it’s a tiny place, 17 rooms) doesn’t pull that garbage any longer.

That leaves rewards. Which we’ll get to Friday, in Part II of this thrilling dilogy (bilogy?) on which card(s) to get. The definitive answers, coming up. Until then, pay cash.

*So does every other retail employee and waiter you’ve ever dealt with. But yeah, Grandma, typing in your credit card number on the internet is risky. 

**This article is featured in the Yakezie Carnival – October 9th, 2011 Edition**

There’s never enough Carnival of Wealth to go around

This has little to do with personal finance, but this Wednesday the singer for the greatest rock and roll band of all time turns 64. Many happy returns, Brian.

We never get tired of hosting this. You should never get tired of reading it. Why? Because when the greatest personal finance bloggers in the world (and by extension, of all time) submit their stuff to one convenient location, it’s our duty to present it in an easily digestible fashion. So here it is. This week’s greatest. Digest away.

The tough thing about being chronically sarcastic is that some people can’t tell when you’re being sincere. When we say that Shawanda Greene at You Have More Than You Think is one of our new favorites, we mean it. (How can we prove it? For starters, read her. She can spell and punctuate.) This week she referees a dialogue between someone who thinks poor people have it too good in this country (which they do), and someone who thinks they don’t.

Dan at ETF Base is another solid contributor with the credentials to back up his claims. If you think an exchange-traded gold fund is the way to prosperity, he recommends you think again.

Should you file your taxes as a single person? As a married person? As a married person filing as a single person? As a widower who’s so overjoyed that he’s now single that he doesn’t care what his marginal rate is? Mark Roberts at TaxBrackets.org has your answer.

4 consecutive worthwhile contributions? Not to jinx it, but this can’t last. Neal Frankle at Wealth Pilgrim wants to know if you’re asking, “Should I pay off my mortgage?” Lots of folks are. Interest rates are so low that many wonder if it doesn’t make more sense to go the other way and borrow more instead.

(Your website disclaimer starts with “I am just a girl in debt” and your post is about your favorite Christmas movies? Yes, by all means, let’s put you on top of the pile. Good Lord.) Damn. Thanks for ruining the streak.

An investment that pays 9%? Monthly? Darwin’s Money found it, and says you can too.

Merchants need to maximize profit just like the rest of us, and if card issuers decide to take bigger chunks of each transaction, there’s little for a shopkeeper to do but set minima for card purchases. Amanda at My Dollar Plan has the details.

There’s no rule that says we can’t run a post specifically to debunk it. Daniela at Stretcher thinks that paying your mortgage with a credit card is a bad idea. She claims that doing so means you “may” get charged fees (you won’t, if you stay within your limit) and you’ll pay two sets of interest charges (one to the mortgagor, one to the card issuer) if you don’t pay your bill on time. To which our response is, pay your bill on time. Wasn’t that easy?

Journalistically trained Miranda Marquit is all over the personal finance blogs, and we can’t get enough of her curious advice. This week at Financial Highway she suggests some businesses you can start, businesses that she herself wouldn’t touch in a million years. Our favorite is

[Y]ou can purchase portable toilets that can be rented out. Instead of just renting them out, though, you can make them a little bit nicer. Clean them up. Add air fresheners, include nice soap and lotion, fluffy hand towels, and decorate the inside. These nicer portable toilets could be rented out for upscale outdoor events like weddings, company parties and special receptions.

Like most of our submitters, she’s serious (sigh). It’s going to be a long carnival…

The rest of you are playing checkers while Mike Piper at The Oblivious Investor is playing some kind of futuristic space chess. He wants to know why, if we can send probes outside of the solar system, brokerage houses can’t automatically balance our portfolios?

Boomer of Boomer & Echo argues, convincingly, that you should treat your marriage like a business. Which makes far more sense than treating your business like a marriage. (Offering to take your boss on a retreat where the two of you can “rekindle the fire” almost never works.)

Chris Tecmire at Christian Personal Finance claims that he and his wife spend $1.67 per person per day on food. Learn how you too can lead a life devoid of protein.

We’d love to see Tim at Nerd Wallet‘s wallet, because it must stretch from here to Alpha Centauri with all the credit cards he endorses. This week, we get his 10 (ten!) favorites.

Still, he can’t beat this week’s Infomercial Masquerading As A Blog Post, which comes from Jacob at My Personal Finance Journey. He likes Zecco and thinks you should too.

Short carnival this week. Even more dross than usual, or it would have been longer. Thanks again for joining us. Same time, next week.