Don’t buy obsolescence

Kindle, Borders, Barnes & Noble, ebooks, ebook reader, frugality, common sense
“Folks, come on in. Bring your groceries. Sit in these plush chairs. For hours on end if you want. Sample the merchandise, but you don’t have to buy anything.” Now that’s a business plan!

In the past we’ve looked at stocks whose prices tailspin for no structurally valid reasons. Examples: Toyota, which sank 22% in the weeks after an impressionable woman with a gift for fantasy testified before Congress that her Lexus SUV’s accelerator pedal fell under the control of an incubus. Or British Petroleum, which made some ham-fisted attempts at public relations damage control after a tragic accident, losing 55% of its market value in 2 months (never mind that people were less concerned about the immediate deaths of 11 workers than about the presence of an oil slick small enough to fit in two supertankers with plenty of room to spare.)

BP’s stock has risen 60% since then, while Toyota’s has regained the value it lost and then some. Both companies create useful products in high demand. Japanese engineering and the stuff that makes it run will become obsolete, but not soon. A temporary gut punch to either company’s stock price shouldn’t make a difference to any long-term prognosis. Check that: that gut punch provides a great opportunity for anyone willing to buy an unnecessarily undervalued stock.

But what if technological progress were to fundamentally change either company’s business model? Or their products’ entire market itself?

Look at book retail. In barely more than a decade, we’ve gone to two titans dominating the market, to watching those same titans fight to stay viable. At their mid-oughts zenith, between them Borders and Barnes & Noble (or for readers who speak in the Central Michigan vernacular, “Barnes & Nobles”) were selling the vast majority of new books in the United States.

Among physical stores, that is. You want to squeeze the tomatoes or test drive the car before committing to buy. But you don’t need to do anything similar with a book. Why would you, when Amazon lets you read excerpts online and beats practically everyone on price?

Of course Borders and Barnes & Noble have websites, that’s not the point. In fact, as recently as 2 years ago Amazon served as Borders’ online presence. 90% of Barnes & Noble’s revenue still originates in its stores, and those in-store sales continue to decline quarter after quarter. While stand-alone music retailers have vanished and Best Buy’s CD* displays been reduced to a few square feet of rack space, Borders mystifyingly continues to devote a dedicated section of the store to music (and still maintains the official name “Borders Books and Music”.)

Two years ago, when its stock was trading at 35¢ and in danger of being delisted, Borders first publicly discussed a merger. Since then, the company has borrowed an amount equal to almost half its market value from its majority shareholder (at a borderline usurious 12.5% rate.) That market value is $86 million, which will get you just under 5 years of Cliff Lee.

Meanwhile, Barnes & Noble’s stock has lost almost half its value in the past 6 months. In December that Borders majority shareholder offered a 20% premium on all outstanding Barnes & Noble shares in an attempt to finally bring the merger to life. Each company’s shares enjoyed a brief hiccup, but their prices have already fallen back to Earth. Not counting that mid-2008 unpleasantness, Barnes & Noble is trading at close to an all-time nadir in real dollars.

Say this merger idea works. No one disputes that it’ll result in fewer stores, which it will for obvious reasons. (Fortunately for both companies, bookstore clerks aren’t unionized.) A lot of the newly redundant real estate remains valuable, but turning it into an asset on the balance sheet won’t do anything to improve long-term cash flow.

More importantly, it’s not as if tens of millions of satisfied Amazon customers are going to say, “You know what? This buying books online and usually getting free shipping jazz is getting tiresome. I’m cancelling my account. It’s back to 20th-century bookstore browsing for me.”

Sometimes, undervalued stocks aren’t really undervalued. They’re just not worth that much.

*CDs, or compact discs, were these pieces of polycarbonate plastic that had music on them. Popular in the 1990s.

Why the Self-Employed Are STILL Smarter Than You

Self-employed, Self-determination, Incorporate, Save Taxes, Make Money

Self-employed, kind of. Also he blinked when we asked permission to use the photo

This is an updated version of a post that ran on LenPenzo.com 11 months ago. We’re thinking of doing something similar every Friday, the argument being that a) of our 3 weekly posts, you probably pay the least attention to the Friday one and b) everyone else recycles content once in a while, so why not us? As it stands you’re still getting over 2000 words of freshness weekly. More importantly, we actually edit our stuff. Those 2000+ words are polished to a keen sheen before you get to read them. Otherwise, we’d be like that one chick who cranks out 20 blog posts a week and opens them with insight like “Thanksgiving is a great time to reconnect with family.”

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Who pays a greater share of his income in taxes – Warren Buffett, or his driver? (Actually, Buffett’s so eccentric he probably drives himself. In a 1970 LTD with 8 million miles on it.) Still, posing the question implies its answer. Details below.

Politicians may tout the virtues of our “progressive” tax system, but it doesn’t really favor the poor over the rich.

Nor does it favor the rich over the poor, not when 40% of federal tax receipts come from 1% of the population. Fairly or otherwise, the tax system favors the diligent over the unprepared. (As most things in life, so maybe the system is fair.) Specifically, the system favors independent businesspeople over salaried workers.

This topic requires a book-length explanation (such as the groundbreaking and heretical Control Your Cash), but to summarize, starting your own business lets you enjoy tax advantages wage slaves only dream of. Take two people in the same field, making like incomes, living in the same city (which means their costs of living should be similar), only one owns his own business and the other works for someone else. It’s eminently possible that the latter person’s tax bill is 9 times the former’s.

Declare your independence today, if your career lets you make a horizontal shift to entrepreneurship. If you’re an anesthesiologist, you can’t rent out an office and put up a sign that reads “Mepivacaine Administered Here—Happy Hour 4–7.”  But if you’re an accountant, real estate agent, home inspector, software engineer, attorney* or in any kind of creative profession, you can take advantage of complex tax laws.

This isn’t the kind of entrepreneurship that requires you to open a physical storefront and spend years building a customer base. These are changes you can make now that will immediately impact your bottom line.

I tried to go as long as I could without using the first-person pronoun, but my story illustrates the point. 5 years ago I was working for a decently-sized advertising agency as a senior copywriter, making somewhat more than the nation’s per capita income. One day I ran the numbers and realized I could make more money going out on my own.

I collected most of my new clients, other ad agencies, via word-of-mouth. But most importantly, I took on the very agency I’d left as a client. And charged them about 30% more than they paid me as an employee. There are two components to that: 1) they were underpaying me to begin with, but had to cough up once I exercised my leverage and threatened to walk and B) the daily rate they paid me after the switch was just for the services I rendered – nothing else. It included no employee benefits, no capital expenditures for a workstation, no space reserved for me at the office Christmas party (thank God), no food/clothing/transportation allowance, no 6.2% Federal Insurance Contributions Act tax, no unemployment insurance premium. The responsibility for all that now fell on me.

Which is wonderful. It meant that instead of my former employer enjoying all the possible tax deductions from my labor, I got to take advantage of them. My taxes got a little more complicated – I now had to keep more detailed records, and file quarterly instead of annually – but the benefits grossly outweighed the costs.

It’s easy to get started, but also easy to make mistakes. You don’t want to be a single proprietor. You want to found an S Corporation, a legal entity that protects you from creditors who are forbidden from coming after certain classifications of income. An S Corporation lets you separate your money between salary and capital gains, the latter of which is taxed at a lower rate.

Find a company that specializes in entity formation. It’ll cost maybe $400-500 for them to register you with the relevant state’s Secretary of State office. You don’t have to register in your home state, either. If you live in California or New York, you don’t want to—those states’ laws don’t protect you enough from creditors. Register in Delaware or Nevada or, failing that, your home state.

Once you incorporate it starts forcing you to think like a businessman. Your income will now be tabulated on IRS 1099 forms, rather than those infamous W-2s. As a practical matter, once you incorporate you’ll pay (correction: your company will pay) you a salary. What’s a reasonable amount to cover your annual living expenses— maybe $24,000? Then that’s what Employee #1, you, will receive and pay taxes on. After deductions, your effective tax rate on the salary will be close to 0.

But what about the rest of your company’s income? Legally speaking, the rest of the revenue your S Corporation takes in is not salary, but shareholder dividends. Which are taxed at a lower rate than salaries are. And you can now deduct all sorts of business expenses before calculating the net shareholder dividends you’ll pay taxes on. Go to IRS.gov and check out Form 2106. Your employer fills one of these out every time you go on a business trip, or eat a meal on company time, or buy anything related to your job. Your employer, not you, then enjoys the tax deduction.

(As for Warren Buffett’s driver, he probably makes around $80,000 a year, which would put him in the 25% bracket. Almost all of Warren Buffett’s income is in capital gains, and the highest long-term capital gains rate in the U.S. is 5 percentage points lower than the assistant’s marginal tax rate.)

*Leeches, all of you. Thanks for making the tax code so damn complicated in the first place. If not you, then your ilk.

**This post was featured in Tax Carnival #79: Filing season begins**