There Are No Other Stocks. Only Apple And Facebook.

 

Does this guy look like he had your best interests at heart?

 

At least that’s what you’d think if you only glanced at the financial news, which is why it’s important to remember the wisdom of the old axiom that all news is biased. That doesn’t necessarily mean that said news is distorted or inaccurate. Often, it just means that the very prominence of the story is out of proportion to its importance.

Apple loses 1% in an afternoon, and it’ll lead CNBC’s top-of-the-hour. Facebook announces a new privacy policy, which doesn’t even have anything to do with finances, same thing. One of the 5000 other stocks that trade on the New York Stock Exchange or NASDAQ does something significant, and the arbiters of news don’t care enough to tell you. If Mac-Gray Corporation (a commercial laundry company that puts washers and dryers in apartment buildings) raises its dividend, or Ralcorp (a private-brand food manufacturer) sells itself to ConAgra, it’s difficult to find mention of such.

Folks, this is where the value lies. In the part of the investing iceberg that’s under the surface. You can buy a 100-lot of Apple stock, which will cost $53,390 as of this writing, and eat your fingernails down to the cuticles while being reminded daily of its fluctuations. Do you really want to make an outlay that big to invest in a stock that has plenty of room to fall?

Contrast Apple with Yamana Gold, a Canadian company that mines in Mexico and South America and that has been trading on the NYSE since just a few months after its 2003 founding. The stock reached its all-time zenith of $20 a share last month, from which it’s since lost about 1/7 of its value. Yamana Gold might not be as famous nor as wealthy as Apple – the latter’s market cap is 39 times the former’s – but both companies are NYSE members in good standing, with no pending sanctions. Both are pretty profitable, too. Care to guess which has the higher profit margins?

We wouldn’t ask if we didn’t know the answer. Yamana Gold increased its revenue by almost 45% in 2010, and by a similar amount the following year. Profits have more than kept pace, representing almost a quarter of revenues in the last fiscal year.

At this point, both skeptics and pessimists look for reasons not to invest in such a company. Here are some likely objections, complete with rebuttals.

Yamana Gold makes only one product. Apple is diverse.

Yes, but this isn’t a binary world where you have to invest in one company or the other. You can buy Yamana Gold without respect to what Apple’s doing. This reinforces the point we made in the opening paragraph – stop letting the overexposed news darlings affect your decisions.

Yamana Gold’s doing well just because gold prices are rising.

Maybe, but so what? And are gold prices poised to fall? Bullion and Yamana Gold have indeed moved largely in lockstep for the last 5 years…well, actually the last 4 years. (Like most businesses, Yamana wasn’t profitable from its inception.)

Rationalization is one thing, refusing to see the potential for a good investment is something else. Along with its healthy profit numbers, both static and dynamic, Yamana Gold has also enjoyed a consistent arithmetic increase in its retained earnings – one of the most underappreciated items in a company’s balance sheet. Retained earnings have gone from $400K to $800K to $1.2M in consecutive years.

This from a company that already pays a healthy dividend of 26¢ a share. Remember, profits have to go in one of 2 places – to the shareholders (dividends), or back in the company (retained earnings). From an investor’s standpoint, which is better is largely a function of what your immediate and long-term goals are. Benjamin Graham and Warren Buffett would have you believe that dividends are the greatest invention ever, a cash payment made to you just for being smart enough to invest in a company whose large(r) shareholders insisted on voting themselves such a piece of the action.

From the other perspective, big retained earnings tell you that management is “plowing the profits back into the company”, which can be awful if the company is an unsustainable or wounded loser (see Groupon, Hewlett-Packard), but promising if the company has a history of profitability.

Yamana Gold is trading at close to its all-time high. Isn’t that a red flag?

Yes, but the company is only 8 years old. It’s a lot more likely to be reaching an absolute peak than is, say, U.S. Steel.

So yeah, invest in Yamana Gold. We are.

But Yamana Gold isn’t the focus here. Inconspicuity is. There are hundreds upon hundreds of companies that make suitable investments, hitting at least most of the criteria you want in something you plan to put your money in:

  • Consistent growth
  • Consistent profitability
  • Low price
  • Sustainable business model

There are secondary concerns too (moat, natural competitive advantage, etc.) but those are the main ones. Looking for an unheralded company whose recent history exhibits all those traits takes time, but it can well be worth it. Or you can just hold onto your position in Vanguard’s Institutional Index mutual fund and wonder why your money isn’t showing any significant gains. Your call. We’re not recommending you take unjustifiable risks, merely that you take intelligent ones. Big difference. And if this still seems overwhelming, or too condensed for you to really understand it, get our e-book: The Unglamorous Secret to Riches. It’s essentially this post, expanded and detailed for the neophyte but ambitious investor.

Carnival of Wealth, Too Cute! Edition

 

If you’re not watching Animal Planet’s Too Cute!, what the hell is wrong with you? It’s nothing but an hour of puppies, or kittens, or puppies and kitties, with the occasional goat kid sprinkled in. They frolic, they nuzzle, they remind us why Canis familiaris and Felis catus beat Homo sapiens 6 days a week (7 if Animal Planet is running one of its renowned Too Cute! marathons.) In other words, it’s the only thing on TV worth watching. (Pro football? Not even close. Not when Joe Buck and Jim Nantz are tasked with dulling the senses of tens of millions of sentient American minds every Sunday.)

Welcome to another edition of the Carnival of Wealth. The best personal finance blog posts from around the world, with the occasional exception. Let’s get started:

 

Oh, for Christ’s sake. The thought process of our newest entrant, Girl Meets Debt:

OMG, I have a great idea for a blog! I’m going to talk about how I used to spend money, but now I’m trying to save it! I’ll call myself a “shopaholic” too, because our society has become stupefied to the point that the only words we now understand are portmanteaux. I still believe “shopaholic” is cute and funny though, and if you think most women overuse the word “cute”, well, get a load of me! 

No way! A personal finance blogger with credit card debt ($13,000) and student loan debt ($45,000)? That never happens! Someone with so cuttingly original a story must have a correspondingly original blog, mustn’t she?

They say that the first step towards “recovery” is admitting you have a problem. It is actually very intimidating, yet liberating at the same time to say (or write!) that I have a debt problem. I’m ready to be proactive and tackle this debt on. This girl is ready to start acting like a financially responsible adult. It’s about time too since I will be turning 30 sooner than I would like to think!

Actual quote.

Ladies with a string of debt and a story to tell, leave us alone. (Guys too.) No one cares, and even if anyone did, Control Your Cash readers expect better than to have their busy days polluted by this relentless 1st-person self-aggrandizing flotsam that you’ve chosen to share with us. Are we making ourselves clear? Or should we be more, what’s the word, repetitive?

The Girl Meets Debt lady is so certain that she’ll pay off her debt. She even used all caps to accentuate that point. There’s no plan, nor is there any record of even starting on this task, just a general statement that she’d like to – no, will – be debt-free one day. Which is hard enough to take seriously, given that we’ve seen this a trillion times before, but especially so considering that she did a follow-up post about her pretty, pretty hair. Swear to God.

And women wonder why men think they’re dumb. (Sorry, gals. Most of the time, with most of you, that’s what guys are thinking. They’re usually smart enough to internalize it, though.) But yeah, let’s elect one of you President one day.

God, what a fecal stain of a post. It’s not the insipidity of it that bothers us, so much as how stinkingly tiresome it is. Who goes to the trouble of writing that post, or creating that blog, without stopping to think “Maybe this has been done before”? Fortunately though, the author equipped her post with icons that’ll let you share it with all your friends on Pinterest, Shareaholic, Tumblr et al. That the author thinks that between now and the end of the universe a solitary soul will share this post on Tumblr shows the kind of winning naïveté we’ve come to expect from our dippier contributors.

At least, the $45,000 in student loans was so she could become an aeronautical engineer.
Ha! Of course not. She’s a teacher. With 2 bachelor’s degrees, for some reason. College (or considering she’s Canadian, “university”): priceless because it’s priceless, and don’t you dare think otherwise. College might be about challenging assumptions, but the uber-assumption that college is a financial force multiplier no matter what must never be questioned.

The worst part is that all the attention we’re paying to this Newtown school massacre of a post means we’re taking away valuable time from showcasing other posts. We see PKamp3 at DQYDJ.net submitted again this week. His work is always concise, articulate, provocative, and funny, but here we are not paying his post its proper due while instead thinking of more unvarnished things to say about the verbal cat vomit that fell in our inbox in the form of this post from Girl Meets Debt.

No, wait. There’s something still worse. We already parodied this chick, 5 months before she wrote her post. Find something less demanding than financial blogging, Sister. Cosmetology school, perhaps. Wait, it’s a little late for that. Either way, if there isn’t a UN High Commission on Unreadable CoW Submissions, well, what exactly are our dues going toward? If we could go back in time, “killing Hitler” is now #2 on our to-do list. Seeing that Girl Meets Debt was never allowed access to a computer has moved to the top spot.

And then Paula Pant at Afford Anything has to come along and neutralize all our misogynistic bile. Paula, you’re making it really hard for us to wring our hands at the state of personal finance blogging when you keep sending us platinum-worthy submissions. Atlanta’s preeminent Nepali-American real estate maven/blogger shares correspondence from a pair of readers who question her recommendation that they only buy rental properties for less than 100 times the potential monthly income. Paula answered their question decisively, backed up her answer with data, and didn’t once make reference to her feelings nor her love of shopping, if any.

Michael at Financial Ramblings doesn’t blow chimp, either. This week he reports on the Federal Reserve continuing its dismal and illusory practice of hiding under the mattress the cash it receives from the U.S. Treasury. Is this legal? Ethical? Who cares? Ron Paul’s leaving Congress in a couple of weeks, and no one’s lining up to take the title of Ben Bernanke’s nemesis.

The FDA has not confirmed that there is no causal link between developing breast cancer and using the services of “Brad Jones” at Structured-Settlement Quotes. Furthermore, our own independent research into the possible criminal history of the company’s directors has come back inconclusive. Although we did find a Brad Jones who is a registered child sex offender. Are they one and the same? It’s not as if Brad Jones is a common name. (Hey submitters: If you expect us to run an ad for you, you get what you pay for.)

Apparently it’s going to be one of those carnivals. Moyo at Eden Life Mag lists handy tips for reducing your expenses. This post is a year and 9 months old, but why shouldn’t Moyo’s stale refrigerator remnants enjoy a prominent place in this week’s CoW?

Grab your most recent cell phone bills and look at them to see what you are actually paying for.

God is punishing us for something, but we don’t know what. (Other tips listed here include “clip coupons”, “drink water”, and “eat what you have”, yet the author didn’t say a word about not going to the bank to withdraw stacks of money and then setting said money on fire. How could he leave such a critical tip out? It’s not like he didn’t have 21 months to update his post.)

From the aforementioned PKamp3 at DQYDJ.net, a beautifully illustrated and deeply resonant post about how a cumbersome tax system written and amended by a government that attempts to select future industrial winners is even worse than it sounds. As good as this post is, it’s not going to save our fated voyage this week.

Louis at Wallet Hub verbalized all over the page and gave us a list of all the major credit reporting agencies. And if you think Experian, Equifax and TransUnion are the only ones, you’re so wrong. Trust us and read only the first table in his post, and ignore everything else. You’ve already wasted precious seconds today.

Liana Arnold at sister site Card Hub takes it a little further, explaining how said agencies try to keep their reports free of errors, but necessarily can’t. Still, “we’re human, we all make mistakes” isn’t much satisfaction to a responsible borrower with an unfairly reduced score.

The fabulous (but in a totally straight way) Andrew at 101 Centavos writes about what to do if you get laid off. One of the many things we like about Andrew is that in the hands of just about anyone else, this post would have contained rote advice like stay current on your bills, start looking for a job, etc. But Andrew’s a big-picture guy, and looks at layoffs as an inevitable part of progress – both globally and individually, even though the latter might be hard for a recently laid-off person to believe. The money quote: “It’s not your job.” Get out of the mindset that says it is your job, and you’ll be happier and more productive.

Oh, like you didn’t know that the House Republicans were going to bow down to tax increases. A gesture that’s not only done just for show, but that won’t make a negligible impact on a runaway deficit with a solitary cause – unrestrained spending. Knowing that 2013 will probably feature at least as weak an economy as 2012, some companies have taken the step of paying out special dividends this month to avoid any aggravated tax bites for next year. Dan at High Yield Edge lists 10 of them. Still, you can keep your SiriusXM stock, thanks.

Sorry about the hiccup. Heck, sorry about almost the entire damn carnival. Carnivals are supposed to be fun. This one was sad. Like the Pyongyang County Fair. Still, thanks again for reading, and we’ll meet you back here tomorrow.