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Not that many years ago, real estate was regarded as a safe investment. Now it’s the butt of jokes. What happened?

Fannie Mae (formerly the Federal National Mortgage Association) is one of the government-sponsored enterprises entrusted with making it easier for people to afford homes. Its sibling, Freddie Mac ( Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation), is another. A cousin, Ginnie Mae (Government National Mortgage Association) does pretty much the same thing, the big difference being that Ginnie Mae doesn’t pretend to be a private company.

One-paragraph summary:

You borrow money from ABC Bank to buy a house. Now you have a house, and ABC has your promise that you’ll pay them, say, $250,000 (with interest) over the next 30 years.

(On second thought, there’s no way in hell we can do this in one paragraph.)

That promise, from ABC’s perspective, is an asset. Of course it is, it’s money coming in. An annuity, if you will. ABC can then sell that asset to a secondary lender (ABC is the primary lender, duh) such as Fannie Mae.

ABC now has cash from Fannie Mae, cash that ABC can loan out. Loaning out money is the very purpose for a bank’s existence, thus ABC is happy with this situation. If ABC loans that money out to someone else for a mortgage, then if all goes according to plan, now you and that other person will own houses, instead of just you.

Fannie Mae was founded by the federal government in the 1930s, under the principle that having as many people as possible owning houses (and, by extension, owing banks money) was a goal worth pursuing. The logic went that with more liquidity – i.e., more money to be loaned out – not only would more people be able to afford homes, but mortgage interest rates should lower, too. A self-perpetuating cycle of easy loans for everyone!

I don’t understand what Fannie Mae is getting out of this. Wouldn’t they have to pay a premium to ABC for the transaction to be worth ABC’s while?

Yes. Fannie Mae pays the bank a ¼% servicing fee for the life of the loan.

Oh, I see. So Fannie Mae loses money on every loan. Sounds like a great way to do business.

Fannie Mae gets to borrow from the U.S. Treasury at extremely favorable rates. Currently ¾%. So with the average 30-year mortgage going for about 3.96%, Fannie Mae comes out way ahead.

So it’s the U.S. Treasury that’s losing money on every loan.

Yes! Isn’t “capitalism” great?

Now, Fannie Mae doesn’t just hold onto that money. It assembles your $250,000, your neighbor’s $281,384.34, and several other mortgagors’ loans into a multimillion-dollar mortgage-backed security. Then it sells that mortgage-backed security to an underwriter. The underwriter pays a higher interest rate to Fannie Mae than the ¾% at which Fannie Mae borrows from the U.S. Treasury, so Fannie Mae is happy. The underwriter is happy, because it has cash on hand (again, to loan out) and is paying a fairly favorable interest rate. But that rate is artificially low, because it’s based on the artificially low rate that Fannie Mae borrows from the U.S. Treasury at.

Isn’t this creating money out of thin air?

It’s creating “liquidity” out of thin air, which is almost the same thing.

With the creation of Fannie Mae and its relatives, the federal government effectively lowered the requirements for a prospective homeowner to get a mortgage. To the point where people who weren’t yet ready to own houses were owning houses. Some of whom were never going to be able to pay their mortgages back, and who got foreclosed upon.

Well, couldn’t lenders just charge those people sufficiently high interest rates that it’d be worth the increased risk to lend to them?

Of course not, this is America.

In the ‘90s, the government ordered Fannie Mae to keep a minimum percentage of its loans in mortgages for “low- and moderate-income” borrowers. By 2007, fully 55% of Fannie Mae’s loan originations were with such borrowers. The government then prohibited Fannie Mae – which is to say, the primary lenders who sold loans to Fannie Mae – from charging “predatory” rates.

So lenders were left with two choices: continue doing business with Fannie Mae, and risk losing money on bad clients; or don’t do business with Fannie Mae, and set their own high rates for borrowers with poor credit histories who didn’t deserve to borrow money at prime rates (the infamous “subprime market”.)

If lenders went with option B, they could create their own mortgage-backed securities, with higher interest rates and higher volatility. Those privately fostered mortgage-backed securities then hit the market, at which point people stopped buying Fannie Mae’s mortgage-backed securities (at their comparatively low interest rates.)

So Fannie Mae started offering higher, more competitive interest rates. The free market at work, right?

Sure, except Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac only pretend to be private corporations with stockholders and everything. The federal government goes to great lengths to explain that Fannie and Freddie are not branches of itself. Functionaries can quote you the 1968 act that led to Fannie Mae being named an “independent” company. In reality, the government wanted to remove Fannie Mae’s obscene levels of debt off the national balance sheet (cf. Abraham Lincoln, a tail ≠ a leg). Investors and customers alike continue to treat Fannie Mae as a branch of the government, with an implicit government guarantee if not an explicit one. Put it this way: if your elected representatives committed billions of dollars of your tax money to AIG, General Motors and Chrysler, they’ll do it for Fannie and Freddie. Again.

Which would you rather invest in, assuming each had the same credit rating: private or Fannie Mae mortgage-backed securities?

The latter offered returns similar to the former, only with that implicit guarantee. Therefore people bought more of them. To create more mortgage-backed securities, Fannie Mae made more and more low-interest, sketchily underwritten loans. A private bank like Lehman Brothers can die a quick death and leave the remaining banks healthier. But there’s no concept of culling the herd when it comes to Fannie Mae.

(There is nothing government can’t ruin. Vote Ron Paul.)

Meanwhile, because of the low mortgage rates Fannie Mae was responsible for spawning in the first place, millions more people bought houses than otherwise would have. Too many people chasing too few houses means prices rose. A “bubble”, if you will. Then borrowers started defaulting, and lenders realized that they didn’t have enough collateral to cover debts.

When there’s downward pressure on primary mortgage loans, and upward pressure on secondary mortgage loans, something has to give. Add to that the underqualified people who couldn’t make their mortgage payments, and thus got foreclosed on, and the result was even more houses sitting empty. By 2008:

  • Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac either owned or guaranteed half the residential mortgages in the country.
  • As “independent businesses”, “free of governmental control”, and publicly traded, their stocks began to drop. In the case of Fannie Mae, 99.66%:

 

It’s almost impossible to lose a higher percentage than that, yet Freddie Mac managed:

 

 

  • As investments, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were effectively worthless.
  • The Secretary of the Treasury, operating under the orders of his boss, lied through his teeth and told the public that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were financially sound. No one who’d examined the issue could possibly believe this, but the public at large might have.
  • Someone owned Fannie Mae’s and Freddie Mac’s mortgage-backed securities. Actually, lots of people. Foreign governments, retirees’ pension funds, etc. The argument went that if Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were officially deemed worthless, disaster would occur. As if requiring half a trillion dollars from American taxpayers didn’t qualify as a disaster.

So the federal government did exactly that, putting you on the hook for every horrible decision made by entities that created no value in the first place, and distorted the market by their very existence. It would have been less damaging to have simply cut a five-digit check to each family that wanted a house and didn’t have the money for it.

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac aren’t subject to the same capital and diversification requirements that private banks are. Nor do Fannie and Freddie ever have to worry about having their loan portfolios reviewed by regulators, nor rely on those same regulators to give them a safety and soundness rating.  

Today, Fannie and Freddie continue to have a hand in most residential mortgages. They still lose staggering amounts of money – $14 billion and $22 billion last year, respectively. And as we’ve seen, their stocks now trade on the over-the-counter bulletin board, the Canadian Football League of securities trading.

Fannie Mae’s chairman made $6 million (of your money) last year, Freddie Mac’s $4 million. Yet none of those Occupy Wall Street vermin protested outside their respective headquarters. Merry Freaking Christmas.

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Financial Retard of the Month, By Request

Our relationship was fleeting, but intense

 

We swear to God, we don’t go looking for this stuff.

Let’s just give Trent Hamm of The Simple Dollar the lifetime achievement award, Retard of Eternity, and be done with it. But even Trent Hamm at his cheapest doesn’t complain about the hand life dealt him. Far from it, in fact. He sees possibility in everything, even a gently used Ziploc bag or a toothpaste tube with a milligram of Crest left inside.

No, for complaining about the world and the curveballs it throws we have to go to the profane, portly woman at So Over Debt, the most self-defeating honoree we’ve had so far. Her site’s very subtitle illustrates the problem:

A single mom’s journey – not to financial freedom, because that’s out of reach – but to breathing room. 

What do we have there?

Self-categorization. Is it relevant that she had a child, and doesn’t have a husband? She thinks it is.

Pessisism writ large. “not to financial freedom, because that’s out of reach”. Why? One of the Control Your Cash principals was a single mom at one point – and a college dropout, unlike the highly educated Ms. So Over Debt – and financial freedom wasn’t out of reach for her.

(This is why we started the RotM series. Most of our winners so far have been people who live their lives not even realizing that they are living, breathing bad examples. People who can’t get ahead financially and can’t understand why, even though the answer is staring them in the face [if they happen to be looking in the mirror.]  Buy assets, sell liabilities isn’t just a mindless mantra to be recited, it’s a never-fail method for building wealth. And something this month’s winner would never bother applying to her life, not when she can make excuses and blame the world.)

Ms. So Over Debt’s 2-part bio illustrates the problem in even greater detail. She explains why she’s poor, or at least incapable of financial freedom. She had a kid at 15, spent tons of money on a college degree that enables her to now take home somewhere in the neighborhood of $600 per pay period in her chosen field, got divorced, and smokes. We’re not sure about you, but that sounds to us like the kind of person who should be writing about personal finance. But still, every part of her misfortune is someone else’s fault:

First, my landlord called on Memorial Day to tell me he was selling our rental house out from under us. We had lived there 2 1/2 years, always paying the rent on time, and I was a blubbering mess by the time I got off the phone.

From “under (you)”? Because you have a say in the transfer of someone else’s house? It doesn’t matter if you paid the rent on time, or never did. The house is the landlord’s to sell as he wishes. That doesn’t mean he can kick you out before your lease is up, assuming you’re honoring its terms, but his decision to sell an asset has nothing to do with your promptness or delinquency. Although it’s adorable that you think it might.

And if being told the house you live in is being sold (or more to the point, that your lease isn’t being renewed) results in crying, how do you handle legitimate crises?

In February 2005, my grandmother died unexpectedly on my 22nd birthday.

Multiple-choice quiz time. Will she use the death of a grandparent as an excuse for some other misfortune?

  1. Yes
  2. No

The answer is c), Of course.

I watched helplessly as my entire family fell apart, each of us turning to our own (mostly unhealthy) coping skills to make sense of what had happened.

Lady, grandparents die. It’s what they do. Most of us grieve briefly, remember the good times if any and move on. But we have to admit, your method sounds way more exciting.

This woman is exemplary for showcasing how to never, ever build wealth:

  1. Get pregnant at 15? Check.
  2. Smoke? Check.
  3. Get divorced? Check. Not that getting divorced isn’t sometimes necessary, but…well, you can read our comment on her site to see our argument. Assuming she hasn’t deleted it yet.
  4. Find the cloud in every silver lining? Check. We’d include a representative quote from her, but it’s hard to pick just one. So here are 5:

Last Friday, my doorbell rang. I was expecting a friend, so I opened the door with a big smile on my face. Imagine my surprise when I saw a sheriff’s deputy standing on my porch! He was serving me with papers from the collection agency. They are suing me for the $800 I owe (plus some lovely legal fees). I have 20 days to respond, otherwise they’ll be granted a default judgment against me.

First, let me tell you how humiliating it is to have a cop show up at your door. This has never happened to me before. And I know the cop, which made it even more embarrassing. He looked very apologetic and promised he didn’t look at any of the paperwork, which I know is a total lie. Also, Jayden had a friend over to spend the night. This friend had never been to our house before.

And then, seconds later:

Unfortunately, my options are very limited. As you all know, my emergency fund is pretty much depleted thanks to my crappy paychecks. 

Which links to a post titled “I’ve Really, Really Screwed Up”, which contains the following piece of inspiration:

When the other therapists were trying to convince me to come to this job full time, they mentioned that the first few pay periods were pretty rough. I was prepared for that. Now that I’m there and I’m freaking out, they’re telling me it’s more like the first YEAR before all the billing catches up and I start getting real paychecks. Thanks, assholes.

Then, the dizzying crescendo:

I have spent the past few weeks searching desperately for a job. I even talked to my old boss about going back to the job from hell

We’re sure the old boss would be delighted to know how highly you think of the old job. Hell, who wouldn’t want to hire someone like that? Grab her now while she’s still on the market!

The larger point is that living at the mercy of bosses (whom you might have to go back and grovel to) is no way to live. No wait, there’s a still larger point. Which is that effort is no substitute for results:

It’s kind of ironic that I worked so hard to build a safety net and make good choices, yet I’m sitting here with no safety net left. My income is all I have to depend on – I don’t have a spouse to pick up the slack.

It’s awesome when a slow learner proves our points for us.

First off, you didn’t make good choices. You made mind-boggingly awful choices, such as starting a new job without even knowing the pay scale. 

And let’s requote her quote, seeing how poignant it is:

My income is all I have to depend on – I don’t have a spouse to pick up the slack.

See above. Having a spouse to pick up the slack, or at the very least not eliminating a spouse from your life, is a great way to not be poor.

We were going to present her with the Retard of the Month prize (a carton of Marlboros, a trial membership to Match.com, an illustrated brochure that explains how to safely use a treadmill, and a voucher for one free class at the trade school of her choice, so she can learn at least one marketable skill), but fate intervened. Not only did she prevent us from commenting on her site, she took her ball and went home.

It takes an especially sensitive little girl to a) forbid non-spammers from posting on her site, and b) deny them access to her server. No wonder she cries when her landlord makes a transaction she doesn’t like. Ms. So Over Debt, this one’s for you. Try not to cry (again).

 

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We call it obsolescence, sister.

 

We don’t shill for corporate products here on Control Your Cash, excluding the wonderful sponsors whose ads you can scroll down and see. (That’s VRBO.com, everyone! For your next vacation, rent someone’s home and eliminate the middleman!)

And Amazon. Our relationship with the Kindle is equivalent to Peter King’s with Brett Favre, except Favre might return some of King’s calls. As far as we’re concerned, being able to carry your entire library around with you in a device that weighs a few ounces is more impressive than anything Pioneer 11 did or might be doing.

Sometime last year, your humble blogger and his smartphone were perusing the stacks at a Barnes & Noble when a certain book caught our attention. Well, not only can you can get Wi-Fi inside Barnes & Noble, the company brags about it. Which means you can access Amazon.com, which means you can patronize a bookstore’s competitor while in that bookstore, and start reading the competitor’s books right away. Barnes & Noble even gives you a chair if you want it. It’s like they’re trying to destroy shareholder value.

And that’s Barnes & Noble, the corporate behemoth that smaller bookstores used to regard as the epitome of evil. What about those mom-and-pop operations themselves?

Pulitzer laureate Richard Russo spent 12 years in college and somehow never learned a thing about economics. Earlier this month, he bitched in the New York Times about how Amazon itself is now encouraging its customers to do what we figured out (and anyone else could) all by ourselves:

Amazon was encouraging customers to go into brick-and-mortar bookstores on Saturday, and use its price-check app (which allows shoppers in physical stores to see, by scanning a bar code, if they can get a better price online) to earn a 5 percent credit on Amazon purchases.

I wondered what my writer friends made of all this, so I dashed off an e-mail to Scott Turow, the president of the Authors Guild, and cc’ed Stephen King, Dennis Lehane, Andre Dubus III, Anita Shreve, Tom Perrotta and Ann Patchett.

(pause)

(Sorry, we were busy returning e-mails from our good friends Queen Elizabeth, President Obama, Paul McCartney, Tom Cruise, LeBron James, Oprah, and Angelina Jolie. Where were we?)

Assuming Russo is telling the truth, Scott Turow has no understanding of law nor of modern life. Turow responded:

… it’s worth wondering whether it’s lawful for Amazon to encourage people to enter a store for the purpose of gathering pricing information for Amazon and buying from the Internet giant 

Not sure what statute Amazon would be violating there, unless they’re encouraging people to enter the stores and render the merchandise unsellable. But the brick-and-mortar bookstores are already doing that themselves, by pricing it too high. Russo continues, in his long-winded and quixotic manner:

A few miles down the road from where I live on the coast of Maine, a talented young bookseller named Lacy Simons recently opened a small bookshop called Hello Hello, and in her blog she wrote eloquently about her relationship to “everyone who comes in my store. If you let me, I’ll get to know you through your reading life and strive to find books that resonate with you. Amazon asks you to take advantage of my knowledge & my education (which I’m still paying for) and treat the space I rent, the heat & light I pay for, the insurance policies I need to be here, the sales tax I gather for the state, the gathering place I offer, the books and book culture I believe in so much that I’ve wagered everything on it” as if it were “a showroom for goods you can just get more cheaply through them.”

Opening a small bookshop in 2011 is like opening a Studebaker dealership in 1966. Or more aptly, a Borders store in 2011. Although we admire Ms. Simons for choosing a Gary dell’ Abate catchphrase for the name of her store.

Ms. Simons’s diatribe is why finance and economics courses should be required at every level of education. Hers is the same illogic echoed by so many of the Occupy Wall Street protestors: I invested in something (an impractical education, a business that can’t turn a profit), so regardless of that investment’s expected real-world return, if any, I demand a payout. Ms. Simons went to college (and financed her education, then took on still more debt before paying it off), and somehow Jeff Bezos and his silly computer engineering degree are “tak(ing) advantage” of her.

No successful businesswoman blames others for her own failure. Adapting to the reality of the market might not be fun, but it’s not like you have a choice in the matter. It’s like when Texas Instruments and their handheld calculators ran all the abacus makers out of business in the 1960s. Those people spent years learning how to put beads on strings in a wooden box, only to have TI, Casio and Sanyo “take advantage” of them. Didn’t the abacus makers have factories? And power bills? And insurance policies? So, so unfair.

As authors ourselves, we should mention that Amazon has been far friendlier to us than any retailer has ever been. We set up an account on Amazon, independent of our publisher, and now take home 70% of every book you buy. Meanwhile, trying to get our book on the shelves at local sellers was a gigantic pain. To do so you have to drive across town, hope you catch the appropriate store employee on the right day, and then, if she’s feeling particularly generous that day, she might offer to take 2 or 3 copies of your book and see if anyone buys them. Then, to find out if anyone does, you have to drive back and see for yourself (or call and waste some poor employee’s time.)

From the consumer’s perspective (and that’s a phrase many independent shopkeepers would have trouble understanding), which is easier:

a) Driving to a local store, stumbling across Control Your Cash: Making Money Make Sense by accident, thumbing through it and then buying it, or

b) Entering “personal finance” on Amazon.com, reading the reviews, then reading a sample, then having it wirelessly delivered in the time it takes you to wait in line at a retail store? For less than the retail store can sell it for? While giving the creator of the work a bigger cut than you give the middleman, if that’s the kind of thing that’s important to you?

It seems we’ve figured out why independent bookstores are doomed. Not just because their business model is obsolete, but the people running them are clueless.

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