The Poor Aren’t Getting Poorer. They’re Getting Stupider.

The daughter was a pool hustler. The three boys on our left formed 75% of a barbershop quartet.

 

Every week we host the Carnival of Wealth which, although it features content written by other people, requires us to work harder than we do to write one of our own posts.

This week we received a submission from Flexo, the guy who runs Consumerism Commentary. When we started CYC, Flexo was one of the first established personal finance bloggers to accept a guest post from us. He later made the unfortunate choice to let us guest host his own carnival. We gave it the CYC treatment, thus ruining our chances of him ever letting us host it again.

We didn’t run his Carnival of Wealth submission this week, but it did provoke enough thought that we’re devoting a blog post to it. His post, like several others we received, summarized a recent Pew Research Center study that made a shocking claim (all numbers quoted in 2010 dollars):

In 1984, the median net worth of households with someone under 36 in charge was $11,521.
In 2009, the comparable figure was $3,662.

Let’s temporarily leave aside the question of whether this superlative means what it says. The Pew Research Center adds irrelevant data to the study, so it can showcase its findings with respect to an agenda. Read the headline and subhead:

The Rising Age Gap in Economic Well-Being: The Old Prosper Relative to the Young

The median net worth of households with someone over 64 in charge rose from $120,457 to $170,494 during that same span, which is hardly remarkable. If you could travel back to 1984 and tell people about the $170,494 figure, it wouldn’t raise an eyebrow. The $3,662 one would raise plenty.

What old people have spent their lives socking away (and confiscating from younger people via the Ponzi scheme that is Social Security) isn’t germane. The median net worth of the young isn’t decreasing because of the old, and even Pew Research doesn’t dare make such a claim.

Still, a 68% reduction in median net worth is horrifying. Or is it?

  1. A lot of people currently under 36 are upside-down on their residences, a circumstance of the temporary phenomenon that is the depressed housing market. Those people’s 1984 counterparts had either bought houses and watched them amass value, or rented and lost nothing beyond what they were paying in rent.

2. In Pew Research’s own words,

…these long-term changes include delayed entry into the labor market and delays in marriage—two markers of adulthood traditionally linked to income growth and wealth accumulation

In other words, people under 35 are poorer than their Reagan-era counterparts because so many of the former are in suspended adolescence. They live at home longer, they play more enjoyable video games, they start college later and then they stay there longer.

The very next sentence, in which Pew reinforces its (and our) point:

Today’s young adults also start out in life more burdened by college loans than their same-aged peers were in past decades.

Well, yeah. Colleges discovered a while ago that they could almost name their own prices. It’s become received wisdom that you need a degree to flourish. (You don’t.) With a government bent on “making college affordable for all Americans”, a liberal student loan policy means that people without collateral can borrow amounts they can barely conceive of, let alone conceive of paying back. And why should they? It’s not their money, and it’s not their problem. It’s ours.

It gets better, and by better we mean worse. The data the Pew Group delivers antiseptically and devoid of judgment are the very reasons people are losing net worth. Here’s one reason Pew gives for the $3,662 figure:

…today’s young adults are more likely to be…single parents.

How about this: if you’re 25 and you want to raise a kid by yourself, or put yourself in a position where you might end up raising a kid by yourself, it’s going to hurt your financial situation.  Your writer has a college degree and would be far too dumb to figure that out had he only graduated high school.

We don’t expect you to read the entire Pew article: frankly, we’re impressed you’ve stuck with this article as long as you have. But later in the narrative, Pew offers the following chart:

 

The same people whose net worths are decreasing are watching their incomes rise. How is that possible?

For one thing, Pew moved the start of the measurements back 17 years. Second, as we’ve expressed time and again,

Net worth is not income. Especially when Pew Research conveniently leaves this at the bottom of the page:

Following convention, this report’s wealth figures are measured at the household level and do not reflect any adjustments for the size of the household.

Hey now! 25 years ago, a household headed by an under-36-year-old likely meant one that included a married couple. Today, that “household” is more likely to mean one person. Hell, Pew said as much earlier in this jeremiad posing as a report.

More relevant details:

1984 was a recovery year following the 1981-82 recession, while 2009 could be construed as a recession year.

“Could be”? 1943 could be construed as a war year, too. Pew acknowledges that 1984 was in the middle of a boom, 2009 in a bust. Whether the economic cycle ought to have peaks as high and valleys as low as it does, the fact remains that it does and that Pew cherry-picked a bountiful year in the past and contrasted it with the worst recent year they could find.

Pew makes no mention of modern day young people’s materialism, which isn’t wrong in itself but is when it’s out of proportion to earning power. In other words, there were no iPads to finance with credit cards 25 years ago.

In summary:

How well old people live is not young people’s problem, nor vice versa.
Your house might not make you poor, but don’t count on it to make you rich, either.
Deferring adulthood, and productivity, will make you poor.
Spreading your legs/jettisoning your sperm costs money.
All things being equal, a household with x people is going to have a greater net worth than one with x-y people.
Everyone
has an agenda.

This article is featured in the following carnivals:

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The Control Your Cash Mailbag, Part II of II

You missed Wednesday’s Part I? Here it is.

Continuing where we left off, here are more questions from confused CYC readers. Get your questions in to info at Control Your Cash dot com.

Free to make. Expensive to keep up.

 

Dear CYC:

I’m 31, my husband’s 33, and we’ve decided that we’d finally like to start a family. However, wouldn’t you know it, he just got laid off from his $42,000-a-year job. I don’t really have a question, just a couple of statements. Thanks. Love your blog!

Sincerely,
Katii in Des Moines

Dear Katii:

You do understand that children cost money, right? Regardless of the countless non-monetary benefits they bring to your life (sleepless nights, filthy undergarments, permanent supervision, constant screaming for attention, the potential for physical catastrophe at every turn), they come with a financial obligation that’s impossible to ignore or cut corners on.

So yes, get pregnant as soon as possible. Maybe you’ll be blessed with twins. As for secondary concerns like your cash flow having dwindled to zero, you can worry about those later. Besides, there are always credit cards: most people don’t come anywhere near their spending limits. That’s thousands of untapped dollars, right at your disposal. Knock yourself out.

Dear CYC:

I started at my job 3 years ago (district representative, golf and tennis equipment sales) and have yet to see a promotion. My figures are consistently in the top 40% of the company. I thought I’d be a regional manager by now, but I’m still waiting. It’s almost like they’re daring me to look elsewhere, where my talents will be more appreciated. In August I asked my boss about a promotion and/or pay increase. He hasn’t gotten back to me. Should I leave him another message, or should I try the HR manager instead?

Sincerely,
“The Chadder” in El Cajon

Dear The Chadder:

You mean your boss didn’t rush to you to say “What we can do to keep you happy, and keep you here?”? If he needed something from you – a sales report, receipts from your last business trip, a status update on your new intern – he’d ask for it instead of waiting for you to volunteer it. That he’s not doing the same thing with your salary increase request should tell you something. Maybe you can’t figure out that by “something”, we mean “he doesn’t want to give you more money.”

And why should he? You think you deserve it, but what leverage do you have? Your boss can either pay you what he’s paying you now, or pay you more, but either way he still has you as an employee. So he has no incentive to choose the latter.

Your choices are not only greater than you think, but different than you think. Forget about memorizing his lunch schedule so you can catch him in the hallway for a salary discussion. You’re going to have to do one of the following:

Line up another job and threaten to walk (this is the least good idea, because it’ll put you in the same position, just with a different company.)
Venture out on your own. Spend $500 registering with your state governing body and incorporate. But as what? A sports equipment wholesaler? Something completely unrelated to your current gig? We don’t know all the details of your situation, but right now you’re at the mercy of someone whose job description includes trying to pay you as little as possible. You need to be at the mercy of yourself.
All that money you spend on liabilities, rather than assets, is keeping your options limited. There are people who spend hundreds of dollars a month on alcohol and other entertainment expenses. A little discipline exacted over a short period can turn that money from a negative into a positive. Instead of going out with the fellas or buying a gaming system, earmark your spare cash for a down payment on some real estate, a residence, or maybe part of a commercial building. Find a realtor to find you a renter. Get the latter to indirectly make your mortgage payments. Invest the surplus if any, and take the tax deduction. You just need to think beyond putters and ball retrievers.

Sorry, we just don’t have the stomach for a Part III. Next month.

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The Control Your Cash Mailbag, Part I of II

Got a question? Submit it to info at Control Your Cash dot com. Today we discuss college education and weddings, two of our favorite topics. Our long-winded answers follow, with more mailbag goodness on Friday.

This pigeon has more financial sense than some of our readers

 

Dear CYC:

I’m a junior at a fairly prestigious (non-Ivy League) school in the northeast. I’m doing a double major in English and philosophy, and maintaining a 2.5 average. My student loan balance currently stands at $29,708.48.

Even though I still have another year to go, the problem is that all the job fairs around campus specify “engineering majors preferred” or “mathematics and business students only need apply” or some such thing. I’m beginning to wonder if there’s going to be a job for me once I graduate. I know that the average college graduate makes $1 million more over the course of his career than someone who never went to college, so I’m not worried. But a little advice would be nice.

Sincerely,
Trenton in Ithaca

Dear Trenton:



Thanks for writing. You’re an imbecile. A college-educated one, but still. That old and misleading axiom about going to college being worth $1 million is an example of paying attention to the mean while ignoring the standard deviation, two relatively simple statistical concepts that they were teaching in the adjacent building while you were busy trying to make sense of William Faulkner. The students who earn marketable degrees each average well over $1 million more in earnings than their counterparts who never attended college. In fact, those students will make so much money that they’ll lift the average up, even though you and your fellow English and philosophy majors are dragging it down.

The hard sciences will always be in demand. There’s a reason they’re called “hard”, by the way. To learn chemistry or zoology, you can’t simply wait until the night before a paper’s due, spew 3000 words on the page, and hope that proper grammar and spelling will at least get you a C. Go into any Starbucks (or Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, or Seattle’s Best) and you’ll be greeted by college-educated employees who are thin, sallow, well-spoken and impoverished. Most of them are loath to admit the stark reality that they wasted (at least) 4 years of their lives and will never recoup the costs of their education.

Drop out now. Go to a local trade school and study to become an electrician or an HVAC tech. It’ll cost next to nothing compared to what you’ve wasted so far. You’re not going to listen to that, but if you run the numbers you’ll realize that you can still salvage your life and build some positive net worth before it’s too late.

 

Dear CYC:

My boyfriend finally proposed!!!!! I’m so excited!!!!! Sorry I know you hate excalamation points but I couldn’t help myself. Anyhow, we’re planning the wedding for next summer. I found the PERFECT dress and the PERFECT bridesmaid dresses. We’ve decided we’re going to hold the ceremony on Santa Catalina Island and maybe turn it into an all-week affair, invite all our friends and family. I hired a wedding planner (can’t start these things too soon!) and she estimates that it’s going to cost us around $50,000-$55,000. I don’t want to cut corners on what’s going to be the most important day of my life, but my fiance is already a little apprehensive about it. My parents have said they’d help out, and quite frankly I don’t see why “spare no expense” should be a bad philosophy to have for just one day. What do you think?

Sincerely,
Kim in Laguna Beach

Dear Kim:

According to our estimates, 98% of indebted couples started off with ostentatious weddings. Look, the Duchess of Cambridge gets an obscenely expensive wedding. You don’t. You should have married a prince instead of a assistant quality control supervisor, but what’s done is done.

As for what’s not done, there are few financial decisions as dumb as that to spend money on a wedding ceremony. You’re getting married, so presumably you’re an adult now (unless you’re one of those Mohammedan child brides.) That means that you should have advanced past the immature belief that instant gratification is the most important thing in the world. For the opportunity to spend a few hours stroking your ego and being the center of attention among your friends and family, you’re committing to spending months if not years paying for the privilege.

Yes, your wedding planner is a friend of a friend and she’s just trying to make a living. Yes, you’ll look radiant in white taffeta (and more importantly, everyone will know it.) Yes, your bridesmaids will look hideous in that chartreuse ensemble that accentuates their belly fat, all the better to make you seem even more glamorous by comparison. Now let’s look at the other side of the equation:

That $50,000 estimate will get you a down payment on a quarter-million dollar residence. Granted, in Laguna Beach that probably means a condo the size of a matchbook cover, but this isn’t China: you can move wherever you want (except for Mercury, Nevada.)

If you spend the money on the wedding instead, you’ll have to rent, giving all of your residential expenses to someone else and receiving nothing of lasting value in return. Or you’ll have to borrow even more to buy a comparable place to live, which will be exceedingly difficult seeing as mortgage lenders aren’t in the habit of giving 100% loans to people anymore (and haven’t been for a few years now.) When you’re living in a squalid apartment a year after you’ve gotten married, seething with envy at your friends who bought houses and are building wealth right out of the gate, and wondering if you should extend your lease, you can look at the photo album of your wedding day and those memories will make it all better. Assuming you’re in the lucky half of couples who don’t divorce.

Part II Friday.

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