Left: a filthy toilet filled with homeless people. Right: an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

So the free service you got with your iOS upgrade isn’t as good as you wanted it to be. You know you can still use the service it replaced, right?

When did we become such a society of whiners? This isn’t a tainted pork recall. This is free. There’s nothing to refund to you if you don’t like it. It’s not endangering your life. Taking everything into consideration, Apple Maps is still pretty impressive. But if you’re not satisfied with it, you can easily visit Google Maps and that’ll make it all better. Now grow a pair and read this week’s Carnival of Wealth. Again, personal finance blog posts from around the globe. We’ve gone weeks now without a legitimately awful post. Will the streak continue? Let’s get started:

Apex posts at Free Money Finance about the benefits of investing in real estate. His information is good, but you should probably save this one until the end because there are hotel telephone directories that make for more gripping reading.

Apex’s final point is his most profound: real estate is pretty much the one investment that lets regular people leverage their portfolios. Leveraging most other investments – using other people’s money to expand the reach and influence of your own – requires millions of dollars to begin with. But in theory any idiot with decent credit and the desire to learn can enjoy huge cash-on-cash returns via real estate.

Fellow libertarian lunatic and political pessimist (the 2 are kind of interchangeable) Ken Faulkenberry at AAAMP blog explains exponential growth to the innumerate among us. Be wary the next time you hear a talking head or a stock analyst assume that growth proportional to current value will continue indefinitely. Some external factor always curbs that growth, or at least reduces its rate of increase. We live in a finite universe, depressing as that may seem.

A new entrant this week, Chris Fuller at Life With A Brain. We like his blog’s title, and the body of work he backs it up with is not awful. Chris runs the numbers regarding how long it’ll take you to achieve financial independence, and what inputs you need to get there. His post contains not only charts but logarithmic functions, and if you think that math is too hard, understand that lots of people – including the ones who keep you chained to a desk and miserable – don’t.

We first read the title of this post from Cameron at DQYDJ.net as “Why I Don’t Own a Phone”, and were simultaneously puzzled and envious. Then we saw the one letter we’d missed that changes the title’s meaning drastically. Cameron claims to own something called an LG Remarq, which has got to be a made-up name.

Odysseas Papadimitriou at Wallet Blog wonders if the United States government protects tax evaders. Wait, isn’t that self-defeating? Actually, it isn’t. He means foreign tax evaders, with accounts based stateside. You’ll be happy to know – unless you’re a foreign national who foolishly thought that “land of the free” still meant anything – that since April the IRS requires American banks to report interest payments over $10 to the governments of certain non-resident aliens. So unless you want to divide your $10 million fortune among 1,000,001 different U.S. banks, you’re kind of screwed.

There are people who refinance their cars? You really do learn things by hosting the CoW every week. Charles Davis at Wallet Hub, Wallet Blog’s little sister who loves to experiment and wear skimpy clothing, explains the phenomenon of car refinancing to a heretofore ignorant carnival barker. If you can find a bank willing to pay off the loan on your young and lightly used car, you can possibly save some money. Of course, the length of term for a car should be several times less than for a house or any other asset that’s typically amenable to refinancing. Fortunately, the “closing costs” are proportionally lower still.

Another one from the Evolution Finance family? Indeed. John Kiernan at Card Hub asks if prepaid cards are risky. Technically, there shouldn’t be any risk if you pay up front. There might be lunacy, but there shouldn’t be risk. That’s unless you remember that prepaid cards aren’t necessarily FDIC insured, which means that if your lending institution dies, your prepaid card balance could go with it.

Dan at ETF Base points out that the price of gold and the price of gold mining stocks, while obviously connected, aren’t necessarily correlated in the marketplace. Gold has outperformed the companies that dig it out of the ground – Barrick, Newmont etc. – for some time now. Why? Because gold manufacturers often attempt to lock in prices in the event that production would increase (and gold prices, presumably, would thus decrease) in the future. Fun fact: the aforementioned companies and at least one of their peers are currently producing gold at $700 an ounce. That’s not only less than half the spot price, but obviously enough to keep said miners exceedingly profitable. Dan argues that a likely result is that gold prices will eventually revert to the mean (i.e. lower) while mining stocks will do the opposite.

Dividend Growth Investor has another post on, well, dividend growth investing. He suggests that maybe it doesn’t make sense to do your fundamental analysis, locate a suitable dividend growth stock, take a healthy position in it, watch it appreciate, and then…sell it? Because an appreciating stock is a bad thing? Remember, there’s no such thing as being dividend rich. There’s just being rich.

Ready to hire a financial planner? Michael at Financial Ramblings says that that’s an investment like anything else. You make your money going in. Figure out how much a financial planner’s time and expertise will be worth to you, and then act accordingly. If you don’t know where to start assessing a financial planner’s value, that’s what the post is for. Read it.

W at Off-Road Finance is an independent thinker with little patience for idiots, which is why he doesn’t have as many followers as something easily digestible and full of repeated platitudes as, say, Financial Samurai. This week W illustrates his disdain for the kind of personal finance writer who assumes that rates of return are constant over centuries.

Think about it. Greece is the most indebted country on the planet per capita, at least until Barack Obama gets reelected and the Democrats take over the House. Yet Greece had a 2½-millennium head start on the rest of us. If someone in the time of the Peloponnesian War had saved a single drachma at prevailing rates, that person would own the solar system by now. This and other absurdity debunked in W’s post. Essentially he argues that if your returns get too large, diminishing returns will kick in soon enough. This post is a little profane, but eclectic and vital.

One reason we dig Andrew at 101 Centavos is that he’s the antithesis of a generic blogger. If anyone else wrote a post entitled “How Much Is Too Much Money?”, it’d be a lament on those greedy capitalists keeping the working man down. Andrew contrasts 2 companies in the same industry, one with great financials and a modestly paid executive team, the other with awful financials (in an industry in which any moron should be able to make money) and unwarranted multimillionaires running the show. Which company would you rather invest in?

This is unusually specific, but what the hey. Harry Campbell at Your PF Pro gives methods for saving money at Chipotle, the assembly-line Mexican joint. Harry was inspired by an awful post entitled “15 Ways To Save Money At Chipotle” by a blogger whom he was too polite to mention, but that decorum requires we out as Danielle Warchol at Saving Advice. (She suggests that you go to your local store dressed head-to-toe in aluminum foil, at which point the employees will supposedly take pity on you and charge you $2 for a burrito. She also suggests sharing what you order with another person, which will thus halve its price. No, this woman didn’t directly submit to the CoW, but if you’re going to spew garbage like that we have the right to make merciless fun of it.)

Oh yeah, Harry’s post. Harry suggests loading up on free condiments. If they give you one type of salsa free, shouldn’t they give you 4 types of salsa free? Harry, you’re edging awfully close to Trent Hamm territory here. Also, Harry is the kind of retail customer whom the customer succeeding him in line should be allowed to take out with a poison dart:

I like to ask them to mix up the bowl or burrito so that all my bites will be evenly mixed and I won’t eat any huge chunks of one element.

Harry knows that Chipotle employees can’t add bodily fluids to his meal, given that they’re standing right there. We’re cutting Harry some slack because his previous posts were OK, but he’s now officially on watch.

And thus ends another Carnival of Wealth. We’ll be back with a new post Wednesday, and a new Anti-Tip of the Day tomorrow. Check us out on Investopedia, too. ‘Til then.

Offense wins games. Defense wins championships. Special teams wins moral victories, or something.

Welcome to another edition of the Carnival of Wealth. Personal finance blog posts of varying worth, although after months of doing this it seems that we’ve finally scared away most of the lousy contributors. Thank God. Are you strapped in? Let’s go:

Dave at 6400 Personal Finance was the first to bring to our attention the idea of classifying personal finance strategy into “offense” and “defense”. To encapsulate the idea and omit a few of the crucial details, defense means spending as little as possible. Offense means making as much as possible. Most self-styled experts and personal finance bloggers focus on defense to the exclusion of everything else, because doing so requires zero ambition. They’re everywhere, but the archetype is this mental patient who measures how much energy he consumes every time he opens his oven door.

In the mid-1970s, the Vancouver Whitecaps of the North American Soccer League had a German coach named Eckhard Krautzun (no really, he was German.) Herr Krautzun was the soccer version of a 21st century personal finance blogger, the Whitecaps allowing the fewest goals in the league in 1976. In the words of Vancouver Sun columnist Jim Taylor (possible paraphrase):

If Krautzun had been Emperor of Rome, the Visigoths never would have gotten in. And the Romans never would have gotten out.

Vancouver finished 3rd in a 5-team division that year. By the way, enjoy that because we’ll never feature another soccer anecdote.

PKamp3 at DQYDJ.net gives his take on this revolutionary self-evident idea, while debunking the annoying axiom “Offense wins games, defense wins championships.” A championship is nothing more than winning games. Win enough games, and you’ll win a championship.

There’s nothing more flattering than when a submitter employs a stratagem that we’ve already used, albeit on a grander scale. Bill at Budgets Are Awesome tells us how a friend of his manages to avoid paying American Express’s $175 annual fee, every single year.

Cheap headline pandering from Ted Jenkin, CFP®, AAMS®, AWMA®, CRPC®, CMFC®, CRPS® at Your Smart Money Moves. In between earning designations as a Certified Financial Planner, Accredited Asset Management Specialist, Accredited Wealth Management Advisor, Chartered Retirement Planning Counselor, Chartered Mutual Fund Counselor and Chartered Retirement Plans Specialist, Ted found 3 recommendations for a comfortable retirement. And because there were 3 of them, he called them a “threesome”! Like when 3 people have sex with each other! Isn’t that ribald.

Yeah, but does he have an MBA? Ken Faulkenberry at AAAMP Blog does, and this week he’s angry. Ken blames the stomach punches that the middle class is enduring on 3 people – in chronological order, George W. Bush, Ben Bernanke, and Barack Obama.

Any functioning and reasonably inquisitive 8-year-old should notice that in the parts of the world where the members of the governing class go out of their way to intervene in the economy, said economy stagnates. In societies where rules are few and vigorously enforced, as opposed to legion and arbitrary, the economy burgeons.

Cuba is in the former category, and nobody hops on a flimsy raft to get there. America used to be in the latter category. Really, it was. Today, government intervention in the economy is taken for granted. For instance, there’s a U.S. Senate race in CYC’s home state. Each candidate’s major talking point is the same: “My opponent wants to cut hundreds of billions of dollars from Medicare. I won’t.” Without getting into the niceties of the sentiments, wasn’t there a time when at least one party could be counted on to back cutting spending?

Not to make this breakdown of Ken’s post longer than the post itself, but the Federal Reserve has now taken it upon itself to fine-tune the economy rather than preserve the value of our fiat money by doing like Milton Friedman recommended and increase the money supply by a fixed amount (related to population growth) annually without regard to booms and busts. The man in charge of the Federal Reserve is without check nor balance. The president who appointed him famously “abandoned free-market principles to save the free market system,” whatever that means. The succeeding president doesn’t even bother to pay false homage to the free market system, instead thinking that artificially low interest rates and unlimited bond buying will do anything but prolong and deepen the pain.

But yeah, Ron Paul was the crazy candidate.

One thing we espouse here at CYC is getting to the freaking point. If you’ve ever read a pages-long corporate memo that could have been reduced to one sentence, you know what we mean. The opposite of getting to the point is using euphemism and obscure language in a situation that calls for simple English. Take “quantitative easing”, now in its 3rd round. A fancy if terse way of saying “creating money out of thin air with which to buy assets from ostensibly private banks, in the faint hope that it’ll stimulate the economy.”

It won’t. It can’t. It never will. It’ll effect the economy to be sure, but the latest round of quantitative easing will do only what its predecessors did – put bankers in even greater control of an economy that needs democratization more than anything. Meanwhile, 67% of Ken’s Axis of Incompetence continues unimpeded.

So make lemonade. Dan at ETF Base shows us which exchange-traded funds are gaining the most since QE3 began. (Bonus, and we didn’t even notice this until just now: a comment from Ken himself.)

Darnell Brown at Excess Return echoes Dan’s sentiment, and attempts to determine which stocks and industries will benefit of Bernanke’s latest round of meddling. Precious metals, energy, home builders and…banks. Such as taxpayer charity case Bank of America. May God have mercy on these politicians’ souls.

W at Off-Road Finance is as jaded as we are about QE3, but is spending less time whining about it and more time trying to figure out how to capitalize on it. The market is rigged, you say? No freaking kidding. W also introduces a concept that he (admittedly pompously) calls the Fundamental Theorem of Market Structure. It’s at least as beneficial as the fundamental theorems of arithmetic, algebra and calculus.

Free Money Finance understands offense and defense, although we don’t necessarily agree with his playbook. “Your career is your most valuable financial asset”? Not at CYC headquarters, it isn’t. But what he’s saying makes sense: if you’re committed to working for a living, do what you can to maximize your income in the career you’ve chosen. Be likable, overperform, etc. And our favorite, which has cost Free Money Finance some criticism from dumb people in the past: Be attractive. There’s a reason why no one who looks like William Howard Taft will ever be president again. This post inspired the internet equivalent of a visit from Pons-Brooks comet – an actual intelligent dialogue in the comments.

You’re reading this website, so you’re in the market for a private island, right? Chris Something Polish That We Can’t Spell From Memory And Can’t Be Bothered To Transcribe Letter-For-Letter While Something Else Is On The Clipboard at RPlan Blog reminds you to read the contract and check for water before signing on the dotted line. And don’t buy Kaho’olawe, it’s full of unexploded ordnance.

Isn’t this adorable? A generic new entrant, Jamie at Financial Footsteps. Let’s see how generic.

• Green logo (you know, the color of money? Very subtle.) Check.
• An admission that that he (she?) is just making it up as he goes along? Check.
• Question at the end of the post, posed to the readers in the hopes that they’ll comment? Check.
• No comments? Check.

Jamie also wants to pay off his student loans and save for retirement. And probably also enjoys spending time with family and friends, and wearing shoes to protect his feet while walking, but he didn’t specifically mention so anywhere on his site. Here’s a curious line:

I like to stick with mutual funds and exchange-traded funds rather than complicated investments like individual stocks and bonds.

Not sure how the derivative investment can be less complicated than the underlying security, but hey, it’s his post.

Michael at Financial Ramblings decries unethical CPAs who load up on fees taken from their clients’ portfolios. Michael was his usual brief self, but sums things up succinctly with:

Nobody cares about protecting and/or growing your money as much as you do. You really do need to look out for yourself.

That is, unless you’re an American citizen and have decided to let the federal government handle your retirement. Social Security is orders of magnitude worse than anything a single rogue CPA could be.

John Kiernan at Wallet Blog asks why small businesses are still paying for the War of 1812. When we saw that line we thought he was poking fun at Barack Obama’s budget plan (whereby spending $200 billion less on a war in Iraq than previously counts as a $200 billion asset), but John wasn’t. Rather he explains how business taxes in some states have nothing to do with anything resembling reality, or in some cases anything to do with this century. Or the previous one. Or most of the one before that.

You became a stay-at-home mother? Good for you. In between not doing anything productive, surrounding yourself with screaming and obnoxious brats, watching soap operas and aging yourself faster than the blessedly childless do, you’re also damaging your credit. Liana Arnold at Card Hub explains how the Federal Reserve has increased its purview and expanded past its stated boundaries even further. Now, the Fed has changed the criteria for credit card approvals. Instead of looking at “household” income, issuers now look at individual income. If yours is zero, regardless of what your husband makes, good luck with that. Get a joint account, and have fun figuring out who gets what when you get divorced.

Finally, Dividend Growth Investor explains how to manage your money. Not just by buying dividend stocks, you big silly. Weigh your dividend stocks by yield. Or position. Or something.

Really finally (because of his middling respect for our hard Friday deadline), Andrew from 101 Centavos hits yet another in his streak of home runs. What’s an industry that’s largely recession-proof, largely insusceptible to obsolescence, and that carries some of the fattest profit margins in all of commerce? Some of its major players’ price/earnings ratios are deliciously low, too.

Andrew’s post also includes the best photo caption we’ve seen since the Maxim issue with the bottom half of a guy sitting on the edge of a bathtub (“Elvis: The Final Seconds”).

Glad you could make it. New Anti-Tip of the Day every day, new posts Wednesday and Friday, new CoW every Monday, Investopedia sporadically. Namaste.

Hopefully Fluffy remembered to wear loose-fitting sweat pants to the clinic

A little public service announcement, if you will:

Visited a remote small town (pop. ~40,000) this week, parked in a hotel parking lot right off the interstate, and saw a kitten hiding in the bushes. Walked to the nearby supermarket, bought some cat food, and returned to see 4 of the kitten’s friends and/or siblings. And an adult cat.

An employee at the adjacent restaurant explained that no, no one dumped a litter of kittens in the parking lot, thank God. The colony of cats had been there for at least a year, ridding the area of mice and surviving off restaurant scraps. (Although they ate the supermarket food at superfeline speed.) In fact, the colony was now in its 3rd generation.

It’s only going to get worse, as this town has no volunteer organization to trap, neuter and release feral cats. The town also has extremely cold winters. Outdoors is no place for a kitty.

Don’t be cheap, negligent, or somehow moronically sympathetic to the idea of your pet losing his or her sexual identity. (Yes, some humans are that clueless.) Get your cat fixed. Or your dog. Or your child, if your child has traits that aren’t worth passing on to any descendants. If everyone did this, within a few years there’d be no more unwanted pets or unwanted stupid people.

Okay. Big Carnival this week, no time to spare. The Carnival of Wealth, weekly roundup of personal finance blog posts, etc., etc. Let’s go:

Dave at 6400 Personal Finance is so on-the-nose, every time he submits, that we figured we’d do him the courtesy of not making him have to scour the CoW to see his post.

If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain. Do something to make more money yourself – spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.

No, we’re not quoting ourselves. We wouldn’t use the Commonwealth spelling of “socialising”, although the rest of it sounds like something we’d say. Or Dave would say. Or anyone with even the most basic understanding of how to get rich would say. But because an billionairess said it, some people have chosen to be offended by it. So we can add “being indignant” between drinking and smoking on the list of things you should spend less time doing if you want more money.

Dividend Growth Investor explains why he thinks dividends are more important than capital gains. He says that stocks with consistently growing dividends free you from having to pay attention to market swings. We’d argue that that can’t be true, given that the price of a stock is a far greater component of its value than is its dividend, but he still explains his point in the staggering detail we’ve come to expect from him.

Off-Road Finance presents a lucid explanation of quantitative easing  how the Federal Reserve is weakening our economy by incrementally lowering the value of each dollar as if by magic. God, this post is depressing. But necessary. Read it.

We think investing in real estate is one of the best ways imaginable to make money. It lets you leverage at a high level even if you’re a rank amateur, and both the real estate market and its secondary financing market are at historic nadirs. Free Money Finance thinks we’re crazy. Well, that’s not true. Then again, he might think we’re crazy, but if he does that assessment is irrespective of his submission.

His post is (partially) titled “Why You Should NOT Invest In Real Estate”. It’s really more of a reminder to anyone who thinks that there’s nothing more to it than buying a couple of houses and watching the money fall from the sky. This guest post written by someone named “Apex” is actually spot-on. You can make money in real estate, but it takes work and patience. (So do the smart thing, and buy lots and lots of lottery tickets instead!)

Our favorite new site logo of the week goes to the M.C. Escher-inspired use of negative space atop Financial Ramblings’ masthead. The author, Michael, just opened for business a week ago and so far has posted every single day, a schedule that will kill him. (Alas, he’s already repeating himself.) We loved part of his “About” page almost as much as we do his logo:

While many financial bloggers have built their sites on a foundation of personal struggles, I’m coming at things from a different angle. Yes, dramatic stories of debt and strife make for good reading, but I’ve always felt that you should seek out those who have tasted success and learn whatever you can from them.

He’s right except for one point. Stories of debt and strife make for horrible reading.

Our most shocking discovery of the week is that Paula Pant of Afford Anything (note the new absence of the hyphen, the story of which you can read about on her site) is a Burning Man attendee.

Dude, people don’t “attend” Burning Man. They participate.

Fine, Burning Man participant.

Actually, they prefer to be called “Burners”. 

Sorry. We’ll consult our Hippie-English/English-Hippie dictionary next time. Bottom line, if you can temporarily get the image of Miss Pant riding a recumbent bike past a giant tin sculpture of a gyroscope while wearing a leopard-print bustier and matching grass skirt out of your head*, she left home for 10 days and the world didn’t end. It could have ended, but she delegated stuff instead. You should have such foresight. Her time was, and is, more important to her than money. Beyond a certain level, of course.

Sometimes we award a citation for the infomercial that does the best job of masquerading as a blog post. This week, John Frainee at Christian PF inspired a new category: infomercial that doesn’t even try to be anything but. See if you can figure out what he’s selling.

Has Harry Campbell at Your PF Pro stolen our idea of stealing stock photos? This week, he explains why you need to rebalance your portfolio and how often to do so. (Harry? Bigger font.)

A new and exceedingly verbose submitter this week is Billy Murphy of Forever Joble$$ (too-cute-by-half dollar signs his.) Billy is a professional poker player and a figurative poker player, too, examining the “pot odds” of various business opportunities while the people around him fold and complain about the cards they’ve been dealt. To the jealous (see Dave’s leadoff post above), Billy is rubbing your faces in it with his stories. To anyone who wants to build wealth – Control their Cash, if you will – Billy’s progress should be inspiring. Once he gets a proofreader, he’ll be unstoppable.

Dave at Excess Return explains dividend reinvestment plans. Just what they sound like, you use your dividends to automatically buy more of the stock that got you the dividends in the first place. The trade-off is obvious – it’ll cost you a little diversity – but Dave argues that with the right stock, this deferred-gratification strategy is well worth it.

Ken Faulkenberry at AAAMP Blog returns with his 5 largest factors that help your portfolio grow. #1 through #4 might sound obvious, but he explains their relative merits. Also, #5 is one that most people overlook.

From Andrew at 101 Centavos, all about algae! The fantastic new ecologically friendly fuel that will commit petroleum and its distillates to the ash heap of history, right next to the charcoal.

Yeah, except algae is inefficient as a fuel and requires inputs that aren’t readily available. Also, no private company will bankroll it, at least not without government subsidies. That’s why not 1 but 2 federal cabinet departments (Agriculture and Energy) are propping up the algae industry. And you thought we had an economic system that approximated free enterprise. Please. That died with Calvin Coolidge.

Cameron Daniels at DQYDJ.net pokes fun at all the “personal finance” bloggers who do nothing but post regular updates on their student loan and credit card balances. His lambasting is reprehensible, and we won’t stand for it. Those poor people are just trying to make it, they’re supremely qualified and very intelligent, they just got in a little bit of trouble and shouldn’t have to spend decades being punished for it, to say nothing of being ridiculed on top of that, and…we probably should stop, otherwise we’ll scare any new Control Your Cash readers into thinking that we’re being anything but sarcastic. Anyhow, Cameron’s post is hilarious and the comment section even degenerates into a discussion about home construction techniques (including one thread from a woman who claims that not only are European houses constructed better than North American ones, but that her sister’s North American house collapsed 3 weeks after she bought it. We’re not sure which is the more fanciful tale.)

John Kiernan at Wallet Hub asks another of his depressing rhetorical questions to which the answer is usually “yes” followed by a sigh. Are We On The Verge Of Another Mortgage Disaster? This week, John hits on reverse mortgages. They’re bought primarily by stupid old people who don’t understand what they’re getting into. If wisdom comes with age, why are seniors always the ones getting taken advantage of by everyone from panhandlers to phishers to reverse mortgage salespeople?

Odysseas Papadimitriou at Wallet Blog (distant relation) discusses the impact food poisoning cases can have on the greater economy. But our takeaway line is his offhand comment that 240 people have been murdered in Chicago this year. On a completely unrelated note, Illinois is now the only state in the Union whose interpretation of the 2nd Amendment forbids citizens from defending themselves by carrying concealed weapons. A coincidence, we’re sure. Chicago itself has gun laws even more stringent than its state’s. Meanwhile, violent crime remains comparatively negligible in the parts of the country where people own the most guns (Alaska, Montana, Idaho, rural Nevada, the Dakotas, Utah, etc.) Another coincidence, doubtless.

If you’re worried about China soon having the largest economy in the world, what you’re saying is, “I’m an imbecile, and it never occurred to me that a country with quadruple the United States’ population should have a larger economy. Why, if that happens the average American will only be 4 times as rich as the average Chinese. How awful for us.” Liana Arnold at Card Hub (another distant relation) shows how with a burgeoning economy, the Chinese are also taking on our habit of overextension. BONUS: a picture of an actual Chinese person!

(The casual observer might think it’s a picture of Ms. Arnold. Actually it’s of the professor quoted in the post.)

Liana’s post contains one of our favorite lines, ever:

In China, you face criminal prosecution if you don’t square debts within three months of receiving your second past-due notification letter.

Please God, let that law be adopted in America. A side benefit to it would be the elimination of 99% of the blogs that Cameron at DQYDJ references above.

FICA! That mysterious acronym that appears on your every pay stub, by which the federal government confiscates your money before you even see it. You pay for Medicare, whether you’ll ever need it or not, and you pay for Social Security, even though it won’t exist by the time you’re old enough to qualify for it. (The road will end well before the can can be kicked that far.) That’s called living in a free society, if by “free” you mean “forcing you at gunpoint to contribute to the financial well-being of strangers, maybe even antagonists.”

Yes, that’s a diatribe but it’s going somewhere. Darwin’s Money speculates as to what FICA limits will be in the next couple of years: what percentage of your pay will go to fund FICA’s two components, and at what income level you’ll no longer have to pay additional Social Security taxes.

(And if you didn’t know, the Social Security tax is a regressive one. The more money you make, the lower the percentage of it you pay in Social Security taxes. Sound unfair? You don’t know the half of it. Read our book for the excruciating details, in the chapter that comes before the one about how to free yourself of this paycheck-to-paycheck nonsense once and for all.)

Glad you could make it. New content daily, new CoW weekly (hence its name), appearances on Investopedia irregularly. See ya.

*That’s what guys do at Burning Man, right? It’s probably safe to assume women do it too.