Index Funds Don’t Work in Bear Markets

This is a guest post from Rob Bennett. In the Carnival of Personal Finance we recently hosted, we included a submission from Mike Piper at The Oblivious Investor that Rob disagreed with. He asked if he could rebut it, and because he largely met the Control Your Cash guest post criteria, we said yes. We then gave Mike the opportunity to rebut the rebuttal. He politely declined, so we’ll consider today’s post to be the terminus of this issue. (So if you want to leave a comment today, you’d better make it count.)

As for Rob, his claim to fame is developing “the first retirement calculator that contains an adjustment for the valuation level that applies on the day the retirement begins.” His bio is here.

Some people LOVE a bear market


Mike Piper at The Oblivious Investor blog argues in a recent article that Index Funds Work in Bull and Bear Markets. The argument is that index funds earn the market return and that, if you try to pick good stocks, you might pick wrong and end up earning less than the market return. So index funds are your best choice.

 

I don’t buy it.
If stock investing were not so intensely emotional an endeavor, we would all be able to spot the flaw in this logic chain in 10 seconds.

 

Stocks do not do well in bear markets! Index funds are stocks! You do not want to be invested in index funds in bear markets! D’oh!

 

I have a stock valuation calculator (“The Stock-Return Predictor”) at my web site that performs a regression analysis on the historical stock-return data to reveal the most likely 10-year return for stocks starting from any of the possible starting-point valuation levels. It shows that the most likely annualized 10-year return in 2000 was -1%. Treasury Inflation-Protection Securities (TIPS) were at the time paying a government-guaranteed return of 4% real.

 

That’s a differential of 5 full percentage points of return per year for 10 years running. The investor who chose stocks over TIPS in 2000 was setting himself up to over the course of 10 years lose 50 percent of his accumulated savings of a lifetime. The investor with a $100,000 portfolio was likely to end up $50,000 poorer at the end of 10 years. The investor with a $500,000 portfolio was likely to end up $250,000 poorer at the end of 10 years. The investor with a $1 million portfolio was likely to end up $500,000 poorer at the end of 10 years.

 

Those who appreciate the power of the compounding returns phenomenon will understand why those numbers are only the beginning of the story, not the end of it. Investors who won for themselves a $50,000 differential or a $250,000 differential or a $500,000 differential will be seeing the size of those differentials grow and grow over the course of however many years they will be continuing their walk through the valley of tears.

 

It’s not just crazy Rob Bennett who says that valuations affect long-term returns. Yale Economics Professor Robert Shiller showed this in research published in 1981 and explained why it works this way in his widely praised and best-selling book Irrational Exuberance. There is now 30 years of academic research backing up Shiller’s findings. The latest study making the point is a study by Wade Pfau, Associate Professor of Economics at the National Graduate Institute for Policy Studies in Tokyo. You’ll find that one here.

 

Pfau’s study states: “On a risk-adjusted basis, market-timing strategies provide comparable returns as a 100% stocks buy-and-hold strategy but with substantially less risk. Meanwhile, market timing provides comparable risks and the same average asset allocation as a 50/50 fixed allocation strategy, but with much higher returns…. Valuation-based market timing with P/E10 has the potential to improve risk-adjusted returns for conservative long-term investors.”

 

So we do not need to be invested in stocks via index funds or through any other means during bear markets!

 

Long bear markets are not random events. They only show up following runaway bull markets. And they always show up following runaway bull markets.

 

Pay attention to the price of the stocks you buy, going with a lower stock allocation when stocks are insanely overpriced than you’d go with when stocks are fairly priced or low-priced, and most of the risk associated with buying stocks no longer applies for you. Yet you obtain higher returns! Investor heaven!

 

This approach (Valuation-Informed Indexing) sounds so easy and so rewarding and so rooted in common sense. Why doesn’t Mike Piper follow it? Why doesn’t everybody follow it?
Stock investing is an intensely emotional endeavor. When stocks were priced at three times fair value in 2000, the numbers on the bottom line of the last page of our portfolio statements overstated by a factor of three the amount of lasting wealth we had accumulated up to that time. We all wanted to believe that it was the portfolio statements that had it right and the last 30 years of academic research that had it wrong.

 

We tell ourselves that index funds always work even though there is a voice of common sense within each of us that tells us that it cannot possibly be so. How could there ever be an asset class that is worth buying at any price?

 

Mike uses numbers in his arguments. But it is emotion that drives his analysis of the numbers and it is emotion that makes Mike’s analyses popular with his readers.  Mike and his readers very, very, very much want to believe that index funds work during bear markets. But it is not so, at least not according to the 140 years of historical data available to us today.

It’s not what you earn. It’s what you negotiate II


Sully got fleeced and was never heard from again

Last week, we outlined the first 4 of the 5 steps in negotiating with ticket scalpers. This week, the money shot.

THE CLOSE

5. Wait for ONE scalper to approach you. (Never deal with scalpers in pairs, for the same reason you don’t want to deal with two grizzly bears.) He’ll initiate conversation.

And again, these prices are germane to this example only – tomorrow night’s Bon Jovi show in Des Moines. Adjust accordingly for whichever NBA playoff game or Wiggles show you want to attend.

Him: “You buying? Who’s buying?”
You: “Show me what you got.”

He’ll show you the tickets, with cost price displayed. Let’s assume they’re the coveted floor seats you want.

Him: “You can have the pair for $300.”
You: “You can have $250.”

(NOTE: So how can scalpers make money if they’re selling to you for less than cost?

Volume. Most of their sales earn them money by profiting off unsuspecting people who are convinced that tickets for this show aren’t available. After all, there are multitudes walking into the arena at this point. Surely the tickets are all gone, right?

We’ve witnessed hopelessly clueless ticket buyers paying a premium to a scalper when equally good seats were sitting 20 feet away at the venue’s own ticket window. The perception of scarcity trumps the reality of seats still being available.

Besides, how the scalpers make money isn’t your concern. Like we preach about car salesmen, they’ll make their money. Just let it be off the suckers, and not off you. Besides, by coming in late and offering the scalper a $10 loss, you’re saving him from a $260 loss.)

(SECOND NOTE: Don’t say “Would you take $250?” Nor “How does $250 sound?” You’re using statements here, not questions.)

Remember, you have an enormous advantage here. Once the show begins, your money will retain all of its value. The scalper’s tickets will lose 100% of theirs. At this moment the seats are filling and the last groupie backstage is putting her panties back on. Now, one of two things will happen.

1.    You’ve got a deal.
2.    You don’t.

In scenario 1, the scalper will cut the deal as soon as possible. Before you know it, he’ll have given you the tickets and walked off with your cash. He’ll do this for several reasons. One, time is money and he might have several other tickets to sell to someone else. And if he doesn’t, then that means his workday is now over and there’s no point lingering at the “office”.

In scenario 2, he’ll let you know that your offer is either a) insultingly low, which it could theoretically be if you didn’t do your homework on eBay and Craig’s List, or b) something he might take, but not before trying to squeeze you out of a few bucks more.

If it’s a), then you’ve got information that you didn’t have before. You’ll walk from this person and find another scalper, preferably out of sight of the first, and adjust your offer accordingly. If it’s b), he’ll provide a corroborating argument.

“Come on, this is costing me money. I can give them to you for $x.”

Is $x below your predetermined maximum? Stand firm anyway.

“$250 is the highest I can go.”

Be nonchalant and without saying as much, make it clear that you’d just as soon spend the night at the sports bar across the street than listen to Richie Sambora’s talkbox.

WALK AWAY. Which remains one of the smartest things you can do when a deal isn’t to your liking.

Give the scalper a few seconds to chase after you and accept your offer. (If it’s really that great of a deal, there’s a good chance another buyer will swoop in. So again, give the scalper a few seconds. Nothing more. If it really is a price you can live with, immediately return and bump your offer up. Splitting the difference can usually work here. But don’t get caught in the tango of incrementally converging on a price. Get it done in no more than 3 steps. His offer, your counteroffer, and whatever you agree on if it’s neither of the first two.

One more thing. Strategic cash locations:

Carry none of your ticket-buying money in your wallet.

Hundreds go in the front right pocket, front left if you’re lefthanded. Carry no more hundreds than it would take to cover your predetermined limit. Your self-imposed $330 “limit” can rapidly become $400 if the scalper sees too much green and “can’t make change.” They can always make change. Their lives are conducted in nothing but cash.

Twenties in the other front pocket.

Fives in the back. At least three of them. No tens.

That way, you’ve got enough to cover every possible five-dollar increment, and you don’t have to worry about showing more than you’re willing to pay.

You’re welcome. Now get out there, take advantage of a lowlife, and enjoy the show.

**This post is featured in the Carnival of of Wealth #38**

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6 out of 8 people reading this are idiots

Come on, make his job easier

And hopefully, 8 out of 8 noticed that that headline is mathematically inelegant.

It’s Recycle Friday! And under normal circumstances, it’d also be tax day. Instead, you’ve got an extra 72 hours to mail your check this year.

What’s that? You’re not mailing a check? You’re getting a refund? Oh, you poor impressionable thing. Let us set you straight. Come with us back into the archives: a dimly lit corner with a table for two. You and us. We’ve got absinthe on ice (it was a gift from a sponsor) and Sade crooning on the Bose system. Now spend a little quality time with us as we break out a post from last February. Enjoy.

That means you, who’s looking forward to getting a tax refund on April 15. It might not be the dumbest thing you can do with your money, but it’s in the top 8.

Congratulations, getting that check means you let the government (definitely federal, probably state) enjoy your money all year long, as your employer dutifully paid the IRS every two weeks before you got your share. Of what you earned.

Remember that packet of papers the HR wench gave you when you started your current job? They included IRS Form W-4, which orders your employer to withhold some minimum amount of income tax from your paycheck. The implicit message from the government is you’re too stupid to budget, Citizen.

(You also can’t handle saving for retirement, and we don’t want you making too many decisions about your health care either. But those are issues for future posts.)

Many people, 75% of you according to some estimates, gladly choose to have their employers withhold more than enough to cover their taxes from each paycheck, thinking of this as “forced saving” in a gross misinterpretation of the term. The logic goes that rather than come up short on April 15, you can spend the whole year not thinking twice about your eventual tax bill. Best of all, when all those other suckers are lining up at the post office on Tax Day, not only will you not have to, you’ll be “receiving” money from the IRS. You outsmarted the system!

You didn’t.

You don’t want to get a big check from the IRS on April 15. You want to incorporate as a business, and send the IRS small checks on April 15, July 15, October 15 and January 15.

If you’re not an entrepreneur – i.e., if most of your income is still tabulated on W-2 forms rather than 1099 forms – you still don’t want to get a big check from the IRS on April 15. If anything, you want to cut them as big a check as possible.

“As big as possible” meaning not that you should give them all your money minus your living expenses, but as much of your tax bill as you can save until the last possible moment.

Look at it this way. Lots of merchants give cash discounts. The auto repair shop would rather have your money immediately than wait until the end of the month to receive it from MasterCard (after they subtract their cut, of course.) Continuing in that vein, the longer the merchant has to wait for your money, the more they expect. That’s why most invoices call for increased payments after 30, 60, 90 or 120 days, which is obvious.

The IRS has the second part of that down, being only too happy to assess penalties if you’re late.

So does that mean the IRS reduces your tax bill if you pay early?

(Sorry, broke a blood vessel from laughing too hard.)

If there’s no benefit to paying early, why on earth would you do it? Let the time value of money do its work. The longer you can hold on to it, the better it is for you.

Retailers use the annual ritual of receiving a check as a seasonal mating call. Come to our car lot, and we’ll double your IRS refund on the purchase of a new Camry! Turn your refund into a plasma screen!

A million years of human evolution, and our brains still haven’t developed to the point where they can instinctively appreciate the wisdom of deferring things beyond the obvious benefit.

Get the minimum deducted from each biweekly paycheck. (You don’t have to wait until the anniversary of your hire date. You can do this at work today if you want.) Take the difference between that and what you would have had deducted otherwise, and invest it in your 401(k). When it comes time to pay your taxes you’ll have enough to buy that plasma screen or Costa Rican vacation and then some.

If you’re not convinced by this point, then you have no willpower and will have to wait until we release a book called Let Someone Else Control Your Cash. Even worse, in the last few months we’ve seen just how hollow the phrase “full faith and credit of the (United States) government” goes.

For instance, the state of Hawai’i recently announced it was delaying its tax refunds until July 1. This isn’t to commemorate Canadian independence day, we’re guessing.

UPDATE: It isn’t. Make that August. Late August.

That leaves 49 solvent states. Well, except for Virginia. Oh, and Georgia, which kept its citizens waiting until mid-July and beyond last year. You knew New York would be a part of this too, right? How about Alabama? And North Carolina, you can step right up too. Etc.

States routinely budget in billions of dollars, making it easy to assume they have giant reservoirs of cash. They don’t. Californians pride themselves on having an economy that would be the world’s 8th largest were California a nation, but their state government doesn’t even temper the news when it announces it’ll be paying its creditors with IOUs.

America’s largest corporations by revenue are ExxonMobil, Wal-Mart, Chevron, ConocoPhillips, Ford and General Electric. Imagine what would happen if any of them decided to pay vendors or employees with postdated checks. Somewhere between the customer boycotts and class-action suits, the state attorneys general would be among the first to publicly call these companies out.

But remember, it’s businessmen who are evil.

Hmmm…if the state, or IRS, doesn’t owe you money (that was yours to begin with) in the first place, you’ve denied the taxing authority the chance to defraud you or make you wait.

Chances are pretty good that in the next year, your municipality will float a bond issue for more money for your neighborhood firemen. Or initiate a ¼% sales surtax. You’ll vote yes, probably because of the residual effects of 9/11. A few months later, when the firemen have spent all the money on lasagna and mustache grooming and matching blue shirts for their daily trips to the gym, try not to draw a correlation to your delayed tax return. Which you shouldn’t be getting anyway, if you learn how to Control Your Cash.

**This article is featured in the Carnival of Wealth #35**

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