LIBOR Scandal? Boy, That Sounds Like A Gripping Topic To Read About

 

Not again

 

This dwarfs by orders of magnitude any financial scam in the history of markets. 

-Andrew Lo, MIT professor, hedge-fund oracle, and a man who understands that an academic can make the Time 100 list only if he makes outspoken, authoritative pronouncements.

Alright, what the hell is he talking about?

It surfaced about a week ago, a scandal by which we all end up paying a few basis points extra on our mortgages.

LIBOR. The London Interbank Offered Rate, whose acronym incorporates a medial letter and thus avoids being an apt homonym for “liar.” It serves as a starting point for short-term interest rates, and it changes (rarely by more than a basis point) daily.

Every morning at 11:00, the LIBOR is released by the British Bankers’ Association. Which is a consortium – a trade association, if you will – of 199 banks. If your bank is one of the largest in the world, it’s probably on the list. Which is here.

There are actually multiple LIBORs: they’re measured for each of 10 currencies (pound sterling; euro, long may it wave; American, Australian, Canadian and New Zealand dollars; yen, Swiss franc, Danish krone, Swedish krona.)

Each of those is submitted for each of 15 borrowing periods (overnight, 1 week, 2 week, and every number of months from 1 to 12.) That gives us 150 rates, the most widely quoted one being the 3-month rate for the pound sterling.

This morning that rate sat at .79%, the lowest it’s been since last February. They post it on Twitter @BBALIBOR.

How is LIBOR different than the federal funds rate that Ben Bernanke decrees? First, LIBOR is announced daily as opposed to every few weeks. Second, the federal funds rate is more or less mandated artificially. LIBOR is established via the market and then reported, rather than the other (i.e. Soviet) way around.

It’s straightforward, or ought to be. Every morning the BBA (via its vendor, Thomson Reuters) begins with the 199 rates its members charge for overnight loans and lists them in numerical order. It discards the top 50 and the bottom 50, then averages the remaining 99.

With 199 components, how can the LIBOR be subject to skullduggery? One crooked bank, or even 50, can only do so much damage, right?

Here’s the problem. From BBALIBOR.com:

Every contributor bank is asked to base their BBALIBOR submissions on the following question:

“At what rate could you borrow funds, were you to do so by asking for and then accepting inter-bank offers in a reasonable market size just prior to 11 am?”

So take back what we said earlier. The rates aren’t generated via market transactions. They’re generated via whatever’s going through the head of the bank representative who’s tasked with answering the question.

It gets worse. One paragraph later:

BBALIBOR is not necessarily based on actual transactions

Up until a few years ago, college football named its champion by saying to a bunch of coaches and sportswriters, “Forget about determining a champion on the field. Who do you think the champion should be?” BBA is doing the same thing.

Wait, here’s the funniest excerpt of all:

Each morning between 1100 and 1110 a named individual responsible for cash management at each panel bank formulates their own rates for the day and inputs them into this application, which links directly to a rate setting team at Thomson Reuters.  A bank cannot see other contributor rates during the submission window – this is only possible after final publication of the BBA LIBOR data.

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You know how you pay lower interest rates the better your credit is? And how all things being equal, you’d prefer to pay lower rates than higher ones, regardless of the strength of your credit? The same applies to big institutions, too. In 2008 Barclays – the 322-year-old British bank whose group chairman just happens to be the chairman emeritus of BBA – started submitting bogus low numbers for the daily calculation. Those numbers were still often as much as 60 basis points higher than the average from the other submitters. Barclays was admitting to being in bad shape, while being in even worse shape.

Then again, why shouldn’t Barclays have submitted fake numbers? There was no penalty for doing so, at least not in the short term, and at least not a huge one. Barclays benefitted by having people think it was rich and liquid. Lying about its numbers was the institutional equivalent of putting chrome rims on your Cadillac while living in the projects.

The then-chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York knew that Barclays was being disingenuous. His emails with his counterpart at the Bank of England say as much. That regional Fed chairman chose to do nothing. A few months later, he became United States Secretary of the Treasury.

And we thought his predecessor was incompetent and crooked

If you have an adjustable-rate mortgage…first of all, why would you subject yourself to market whims like that? Especially when fixed rates are historically low? Oh, you couldn’t get a fixed-rate mortgage? Then maybe you shouldn’t be buying a house.

Or financing college. Student loans are often tied to LIBOR, too. You pay a going rate, plus whatever today’s LIBOR is. Plus a few basis points artificially tacked on by Barclays and its co-conspirators. Across the globe, that’s tens of billions of dollars extra.

But justice has prevailed. Barclays paid a $450 million fine. Or about 3 days’ worth of its revenue.

As with the provision of health care, the fewer intermediaries there are, the better. Some lenders set rates without respect to LIBOR. Those banks’ managers know enough about their own lending practices – what to charge, who’s going to default, how big their overhead is – to name their own prices without relying on an august body an ocean away. Do business with one of those lenders, and you’re exposing yourself to less risk. And saving money.

 

How To Stay Poor In However Many Easy Steps

My mom's doing tequila shots at Coyote Ugly right now. Thank God I can spell.

Take a vacation. You earned it!

You need to get away. You also need to spend less than you earn and invest the difference, but Carnival Cruise Lines doesn’t stop at the Port of Personal Responsibility. Nor are there daiquiris.

Yes, everyone needs to get away once in a while. Or spend on something beyond the basics. Money is meant to be enjoyed, at least some of it. But what a lot of people forget is that there’s still a window you have to operate in, contingent on your net worth and cash flow. This is not opinion. Concentrating on the result (your senses experiencing something pleasant) without paying attention to the effort rendered to achieve it (a commitment of your money) is insane. Rich people pay attention. It’s not why they’re rich, but it’s a leading indicator.

Rich people don’t want to commit a lot of their money, either – relative to what they have. No one in the top quintile of net worth is going to spend 3% of that net worth on an extravagance. People in the lower quintiles do it all the freaking time. That’s why they’re there, and the rich are where they are.

Here’s another way to cloud reality: justify an indefensible expense as being “for your kids”. For instance, “We’re taking our kids to Disneyland.” Congratulations, you painted yourself into a virtuous corner. Now, if you don’t take your kids to The Happiest Place On Earth, failing to do so would make you a parent who doesn’t love her (you’re probably a woman) child enough. Other people do it, why not you?

Number 1, screw other people. Number 2, what are you working for? If you have to choose between a smile on Junior’s face today and not having to move in with him 45 years from now, what are you going to pick? If you refuse to answer that question, or say “the smile”, you should find a less demanding blog. Here are four of them.

Here’s another handy phrase you can use to explain away your inability (REFUSAL) to build wealth:

“(Name of your indulgence) (present tense of positive verb) me.”

For instance, “My BMW 7-Series excites me. It makes me feel good.” The rest of my life sucks, my job is torture, but these 544 horses know how to snap me out of my funk.

Good for you. They’re probably also impoverishing you, if that’s the kind of thing that concerns you. Maybe it doesn’t, and if so then why are you reading this site?

Every time we say something heretical like that we have to spend undue time explaining it, because some readers aren’t that bright. Maybe reading the explanation will make them smarter. Here goes:

We’re not saying you shouldn’t buy a luxury car. Or a trip to Disneyland. Or whatever it is you want to buy. The only thing you should do is know your place. Michael Jordan gets to squander $300,000 in one night in the high-roller salon at Caesars Palace. You don’t. Why? Because he’s Michael freaking Jordan, that’s why. Alright, maybe that’s still not clear. Because he has a net worth somewhere in the 9-digit range. There, is that better? Gambling is still stupid, and indeed Jordan was dumb enough to lose half his fortune in what was simultaneously one of the most sadistic and masochistic divorce settlements in human history, but he can still withstand the losses. You can’t.

Your neighbor bought a boat, you say? Good for him! Did you see the bill of sale? How about the financing agreement?

Doesn’t matter. I want a boat I want a boat I want a boat.

Well, you’re also getting knowledge, whether you want it or not. You can pay $30,000 for a standard deck boat. Most people don’t have that kind of cash lying around. But if they do, and are also the kind of people who fancy themselves mariners, they’re probably not going to buy a $30,000 Tahoe. They’re going to buy a $140,000 boat and spend the next however many years paying interest on it.

“However many” doesn’t mean 3 or 4, either. It means 5, 8, 10, “or even 12 is not unusual.”

Not to focus on boats, that’s just one example. Swimming pools, jewelry, even (relatively inexpensive) expensive clothes. If you can find a merchant who’ll sell it to you on credit, and it’s not a necessity (and thus, by definition, a luxury), it’s not that you can’t afford it. You can’t, that’s not the point. The point is that you’re committing tens, hundreds, thousands, or tens of thousands of future dollars to whatever item it is you just can’t say no to, beyond its listed price. This is so simple that observing it hardly counts as conscious thought, but you know that credit card bill that you pay the minimum balance on every month? The one that’s going to take you 17 years to pay off at your current pace? It’s not just a uniform morass of cash. It’s that 99¢ iTunes download, now $1.78 with interest. It’s that $5 Quizno’s sub you didn’t think anything of at the time because, you know, $5. Even though it’s ultimately costing you $8.69. Some people justify the big purchases (see above), but no one even bothers to justify the everyday ones that make up the bulk of your total spending.

We’re not going to say that building wealth is the easiest thing in the world, but it’s far less complicated than many people make it out to be. If you can’t get ahead, look within first. Not to quote ourselves, but are you buying liabilities? Selling assets? Assuming that your opposite number in any transaction has your best interests at heart? Not putting the math you learned in the 4th grade to use?

If you’re struggling, you can get out. Easier and with less pain than you think. But you’ve got to want it. If you don’t, that’s fine, but you’re probably going to hate it here. In the meantime, buy our book and get started. Don’t say we never do anything for you.

It’s Time To Get Unbalanced

Also, the circus pays next to nothing

 

NOTE: A big, sloppy welcome to all The Simple Dollar readers who discovered us this week. Unlike that site, where the comments are the only parts worth reading, here it’s the exact opposite. (Primarily because we don’t run comments. If you want to say something compelling or critical, try us here. Check out the archives, too. Reams of actionable, non-obvious advice and analysis for the upwardly aspiring. Enjoy.) 

Can you handle another food/investing analogy? Well, you’re getting one.

The standard recommendation is to invest 60% of your portfolio in stocks and 40% in bonds. Or (110 – your age)% in stocks and (your age – 10)% in bonds. Or 57% in stocks and 53% in bonds (awesome if you can do it). All of the above are useless, pointless and unhelpful.

It’s like saying 40% of your daily caloric intake should be carbohydrates, 30% protein and 30% fat.

Okay, then let’s eat a diet consisting of 40% Gummi bears, 30% bearded seal meat and 30% lard. DONE!

You can’t look at classifications. They tell you nothing. You have to look at individual cases. Otherwise, you’d be forced to believe that:

-All pit bulls are dangerous
-All Jews are stingy
-All blacks enjoy grape soda
-All Armenians beat their wives
-All Canadians are sensitive.

Alright, that last one is demonstrably true.

Yes, we get the conventional wisdom. You’re supposed to be invested in equities when you’re young, i.e. when you can withstand greater variation in your investments. If you’re 22 and you get wiped out because you loaded up on Electronic Arts stock, the thinking goes that it’s not the end of the world because you have decades left in which to earn money. And if you bought lots of Recon Technology (a penny stock that’s up 4- or 5-fold this year, and will probably come crashing down to Earth soon enough), well, that’ll increase your options and require you to work incrementally less hard for a living in the long road ahead of you.

And when you’re old, you need to limit your downside – and by extension, your upside. No fancy swings for me, young man. Instead I’ll load up on debentures and other low-risk investments. I just want to come as close to a fixed income as I can. Now let me watch 60 Minutes in peace, and turn that damn music down.

No one should invest in asset classes. But people hear advice that’s easy to swallow, or at least easy to remember, and they say to the person in charge of their 401(k), “Put me in that one fund, with the 60-40 stock-bond split.” BOOM! Investing now completed! That was easy!

When you passively manage your investments – that is, when you get someone else to do it – you’re letting that person dictate your potential return. More accurately, you’re letting that person’s biases and instincts dictate your return. Here’s what we mean:

Your company’s comptroller has one overriding professional objective, and it has nothing to do with making sure you have a comfortable retirement. Rather, it’s far more mundane. Like most people on this planet, all he wants is to keep his job. Same goes for the fund manager’s representative who shows up at your workplace on open enrollment day. She could give a damn whether you sign up for the aggressive no-load fund or the generic income fund. She just wants you to sign up for something, and wants you to not lose so much money that it’ll jeopardize her position.

Further up the chain, the fund manager is playing it conservatively, too. Invest in too few blue chips, and you’re running the risk of higher returns. Which means you’re running the risk of lower returns, which if they come to fruition could lead to angry investors. Enough angry investors means the fund manager gets fired and has to do something else for a living, maybe even work retail in a building with fewer than 80 floors. Most fund managers would rather die, so they continue playing it safe, creating largely indistinguishable mutual funds that each do not-too-horribly. And everyone’s happy. The fund manager doesn’t have to worry about returns that are far from average, the Morgan Stanley or Ameriprise advisor doesn’t have to worry about losing your company’s business, the aforementioned comptroller thus keeps your company’s owner satisfied, and your future is now invested in a hideously complex 401(k) that includes minute amounts of hundreds of large companies, almost all of which will stay stable enough on balance to keep your investment from vanishing.

But you can do so much more. It doesn’t matter how old you are, what your sensitivity to risk is, or whether Dave Ramsey thinks your portfolio incurs a suitable split between stocks and bonds; underpriced securities (really, underpriced investments of any kind) are always there, and always available to whomever’s in the mood for mostly free money.

Buy individual stocks, not just mutual funds. Stocks with powerful fundamentals are always worth buying. And if you’re unclear, by “powerful fundamentals” we mean regular profits, little debt (or at least, debt that the company’s profitable operations can afford to cover), possible treasury stock, and a high ratio of assets to liabilities. If any of those terms sound unfamiliar, buy our book.

God’s greatest gift to the amateur investor is stocks whose prices have temporarily fallen for irrational reasons, yet whose underlying businesses still have those powerful fundamentals. When public pressure is on the stock of a healthy company like British Petroleum to fall (as it was a couple of years ago), or on Netflix to fall (as it was last autumn), that’s a buy sign if ever there was one. It’s the exact opposite of the recent love-in between dilettante investors and Facebook, a company awash in publicity but with no publicly verifiable financial data to speak of. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Unballyhooed is good. Temporarily beleaguered is good (accent on “temporarily”). But nothing substitutes for a strong set of financial statements. A mere $3 can get you on your way to learning how to add a little self-determination to your investing. And give you a chance to make far, far more than if you’re merely letting someone else pick out a mutual fund for you.