How Do You Guys Do It? Part II

 

All the money she's saving on cream cheese, she's blowing on haircuts.

All the money she’s saving on cream cheese, she’s blowing on haircuts.

Welcome to the latest installment in our series on how to avoid being poor – by adopting some of the easy and painless techniques we already did. Last time, we wrote about costs that provide negligible benefits, stuff like smoking and drinking. If you missed it, we said it’s dumb to ingest things that cost you money and compromise your health. Which either makes us sanctimonious, or richer than the people who think we’re sanctimonious. One, the other or both. We’re not sure, we can’t hear you over the endless cascade of silver dollars collecting on our kitchen floor (tiled with that $11-a-square-foot brown travertine medallion mosaic stuff, which can get really loud.)

Today, something additive instead of subtractive. It’s easy to tell you what not to do.

Leverage your time. If you’re going to be fanatical about anything in your financial life, let it be this.

We make fun of him weekly in this space, but that contradictory fat man Trent Hamm at The Simple Dollar deserves every last brickbat we throw his way. But he’s not the only one guilty of the practice of encouraging people to waste their precious time calculating returns that end up saving you far less than minimum wage. After hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, humans still don’t have an instinctive grasp on the idea of raw numbers being less important than those same numbers modified with respect to time.

What we mean is this: Would you like $100,000?

You’re going to answer yes, if you’re operating under the implicit assumption that we’re going to immediately hand you $100,000 in some negotiable instruments. Cash, a giant novelty check, whatever.

Okay, would you like $100,000 if you had to work for it for a year? The job is nothing awful. You’re not going to have to give foot massages to that fat actress on that TV show, or anything like that. Air-conditioned office, 9-to-5 workday, 2 weeks’ vacation, bagels in the break room every Monday, no ugly surprises.

Most of you presumably said yes, but a significant handful said no, why would I take a pay cut just to comply with the terms of Control Your Cash’s dopey hypothetical exercise?

How about $100,000 for 20 years of volunteering at a soup kitch—alright, you see where we’re going with this. Any commodity vital to existence that you take in (and in the case of money, give out) – food, water, whatever – has to be expressed in terms of time for it to have any meaning. Why? Because we’re mortal. The clock is always ticking. If you made it this far into the post you’re already that many minutes closer to death, and for what? We don’t want to waste your time, so let’s expand a little more on the importance of looking at dollars netted versus time expended.

An hour spent clipping coupons is a feel-good exercise, not a serious attempt to increase your wealth. Divide the penultimate line on your grocery bill (“You saved “$4.33 today, Smart Shopper”) by the time you spent going over your mailbox flyer with a jeweler’s loupe and an X-Acto knife, and it can be depressing. Don’t even get us started on the wisdom of receiving alerts from Gas Buddy. The reward is only worth the effort rendered if you think your time means nothing. It doesn’t. Rich people value their time. If that manifests itself as impatience on occasion, have sympathy. Those rich people have more important things to do. Warren Buffett may live in an old and modest house, but you can bet he takes a private jet everywhere. Does he do it because he wants to flaunt his wealth? Of course not. Hardly anyone can see him, and private jets don’t attract a lot of attention anyway, unless you happen to be hanging out at executive airports and general aviation facilities. Buffett flies a private jet because he doesn’t want to waste his time getting to the airport 2 hours early, taking his laptop out of its bag, or ensuring that his leave-in conditioner is in an approved bottle of less than 3 ounces.

When we say to be aware of what you’re spending your time on in lieu of spending your money, don’t go overboard. It doesn’t mean that every activity in your day has to have some economic justification. Watching TV is what you do after you’ve had a long day and just need to crash on the couch for a while. It earns you $0/hour, and that’s fine. Same goes for learning guitar, if that’s your thing, or trying to fix a leaky toilet. It’s when you’re doing a financially specious activity that you should step back and ask what it’s really costing you. For instance, cataloguing your 1000 used DVDs. Writing descriptions and taking photos of every single one so you can sell them on eBay. That’s an intensive project with miniscule rewards. Just spend 3 minutes putting them in a box, then drive them to your local library. And enjoy the time you saved.

Next up: Putting that time to worthwhile use.

Money Is The Root Of All Evil

 

Indisputable moral evil, the result of the LACK of money.

If you really believe the headline, then we have a lot of deprogramming to put you through.

In and of itself, money is nothing. People who complain about money, or its absence in their lives, or its influence in the world at large, are missing the point. Money is an abstraction, a mechanism for keeping score. It’s a representation of tangible goods and services. As a society, we’ve decided to use money because it’s infinitely easier than bartering everything would be.

Marissa Meyer doesn’t have more money than you so much as her capitalizing on her particular combination of talents, background, luck and other attributes have enabled her to amass more stuff than you. That’s a distinction and a difference. The stuff, exchangeable for other stuff (and that exchangeability is one definition of money), builds upon itself and allows its owner to propagate and maintain a lifestyle. If you earmark a chunk of that stuff for investing – i.e., allow other people to use the representation of your stuff, in the hopes of generating still more stuff, to be distributed among all the parties involved in the investment transaction – and you get a sufficient return, you can keep doing this indefinitely and free yourself from the hassle of going into an office or on a jobsite every day. Correspondingly, you can then spend your time on other pursuits that transcend commuting, pleasing your boss, sitting through racial sensitivity workshops and many of the other banalities of modern life in a developed society.

In case it isn’t obvious, we’re generalizing here, well past the parameters of that amorphous topic called “personal finance”. It’s about self-actualization, which is more than just a term used in a famous paper by some long-dead academic looking to earn credentials.

If you clicked on the link, you’ll notice that most people you know spend the majority of their lives on the 2nd level (from the bottom) of the pyramid.

This is how our Bronze Age antecedents lived. Or our subsistence farming brethren who dwell today on the steppes of Bashkortostan. Or pretty much every non-domesticated species of animal. We’re supposed to be beyond this. For 99% of human history, the most important task at hand has been ensuring you have a full belly. We don’t have to do this anymore. Go to your neighborhood supermarket, and for the price of a couple hours’ wages you can find enough protein, fats and carbohydrates to keep you alive for a few more days. No threshing, gathering, planting, sowing, digging, silage, nor sunup-to-sundown workdays required. Just a couple hours of your time, which you might very well have spent in an air-conditioned office, on an ergonomic chair.

For us at CYC, even that couple of hours is too much time. Which brings us to a fundamental truth about making money, something the poor and permanently struggling are too dumb to figure out:

The relationship between effort rendered and reward received is not linear.

You can complain about this, you can say it isn’t fair. You might as well complain about the weather. The line italicized above is the text of a natural law. (Hyrum W. Smith: “A natural law is one that cannot be repealed.”) If you work twice as hard as your neighbor, you probably won’t make twice as much money. The assembly-line employee who creates widgets at twice the speed of her less competent co-worker is an abstraction, too, and not a particularly elegant one. There’s a limit to how many widgets you can create, at least with your own hands, and thus a (modest) upper bound to how much stuff you can exchange your time as a widget-maker for.

So you have to leverage. For most people who are smart enough to sniff the 3rd level of the pyramid, this means going to college. The theory is that an additional 4 or more years of taking notes in various classrooms will enable you to increase the ratio at which you receive stuff in exchange for a fixed amount of time.

Ask this 30-year-old child how that’s working out for him.

Education is swell. Deferring real life while fooling yourself into thinking you’re doing something worthwhile is not. A computer science degree will guarantee you a profound change in your ability to convert your time into stuff. A women’s studies degree will not, and hopefully that goes without saying. The latter won’t help you convert your time into stuff any better than a high school diploma will. In fact, the diploma on its own will do a far better job, seeing as it didn’t directly cost its holder thousands of dollars to earn.

So you have to leverage beyond mere education. Which means borrowing money in anticipation of greater returns. The vast majority of wealth on the planet – the ever-growing mass of everything from furniture to office buildings to surfboards – is the result of some people borrowing from others to finance their desires. On the individual level it can mean going to the bank, and borrowing money that other people have deposited there, so you can buy a house. Which saves you from exchanging too many of your hours at work so you can rent a place to live, from a landlord who figured out this leverage thing a long time ago.

The balances in your 401(k) investments – mutual funds, etc. Technically most of that is equity and not debt, but you’re still forking over money to the managers of the funds’ components so they can make more stuff. Which is leverage, again. Leverage is supposed to be mutually beneficial, and it usually is.

But most of the benefits accrue to the person who’s initiating the leverage. The investor who finds a plot of land on which to build an industrial park that will eventually house some paying tenants, but needs some partners to chip in. The car salesman who figured out that financing cars pays better than selling them does. The tradesman who cashes out said 401(k), gladly paying the 10% penalty, so he can start his own contracting firm. The working stiff who decides that being an investor sounds more rewarding than waiting for a raise.

Sure, they might fail, at least initially. That’s not the point. The point is that the alternative – punching a clock as life ticks away – is the real risky behavior.

The 22nd Through 24th Ways Rich People Think Differently

One downside to being rich is that you don’t get to decorate your cubicle in fun and exciting ways that highlight your personality.

 

Saw this on Yahoo! Finance. It’s a 21-point summary of a book titled How Rich People Think. The consensus seems to be that the book is mediocre, but the summary was solid. Points included stuff like

Average people live beyond their means. Rich people live below theirs.

Average people believe the markets are driven by logic and strategy. Rich people know they’re driven by emotion and greed.

Average people teach their children how to survive. Rich people teach their kids to get rich.

All of which are indubitable, and which inspired us to add to the list.

 

Rich people quantify, average people aren’t “all about numbers”.

You want to take the one most beneficial step towards improving your financial situation, regardless of how good or bad a place you’re in right now?

Figure out your net worth. Add up everything you own, even including your house if it makes you feel better. Don’t use the sale price, use the current value. Go to Zillow if you don’t know where to start. Don’t forget to subtract your mortgage balance. Oh, that makes it negative? Sorry about that.

Add your 401(k) or IRA balance. It’ll take you 10 minutes to figure this out. You should have an account number and a login somewhere. We’d tell you to subtract your credit card balances, but we’re assuming you’re not so dumb that you’re carrying any.

That’s your net worth. A rich person knows his or hers within a few percentage points, instead of dreading the bills that are going to come in tomorrow’s mail. Here’s one of the stupidest lines we’ve ever featured in our weekly Carnival of Wealth, which itself is often a paean to stupidity. This is verbatim from a submitter, plus the ((sic)):

The Debt

Erika Amex: $285.67
Citi Card: $2,128.41
Student Loan #1: $9,101.51
Student Loan #2: $11,432.70
Student Loan #3: $2,050.00

So apparently there is a third student loan (0% interest) that I completely forgot about it (sic) until I was sent a bill in the mail. Great.

Average people get willfully blindsided like this all the time. Rich people don’t “forgot about” $2,050 debts. They know what they owe, and when they’re supposed to pay it by.

Yeah, whatever. Rich people don’t have debts.

Which brings us to another point:

 

Rich people leverage, average people make do with what they’ve got.

Rich people have plenty of debts. To some extent the richer you are, the more you’ll borrow. If this sounds counterintuitive, you might be average.

Rich people borrow money, at known and stated interest rates, with the intention of earning returns that outpace what they’re borrowing said money at. The prospective dry cleaner who borrows $500,000 at 6% is now on the hook for $30,000 a year. But now he can buy machines and a storefront. He can sell his wares – or in this case, his services. He can take money from customers, who will pay that $30,000-a-year loan for him and do it gladly if he returns their clothes sufficiently gleaming. Maybe he’ll even be able to pay the loan back early, allowing himself to borrow even more, at lower rates, which he can then use to finance bigger operations with.

Or he could get a job working for someone else, and save as much of his pitiful salary as possible.

It’s like people who pride themselves on paying cash for a house, but don’t tell you how long it took them or where they were living in the meantime. If you have to save for 30 years to buy a house, 30 years during which you paid rent to some other homeowner, that’s hardly anything to be proud of.

Most rich people are not born that way. Really, they aren’t, despite what the more reactionary folks on the left side of the political spectrum believe. The Cox family heiresses are outnumbered by the successful entrepreneurs who understood this fundamental principle of leverage. Ultimately, that’s far more important than an inheritance.

 

Rich people learn from mistakes, average people dwell on them.  

Everybody fails. You’re probably somewhat familiar with the following story, but it illustrates the point:

Apple. The largest corporation in the world and one of its most respected. 5 short years after it went public, the board of directors tossed out the company’s primary founder and visionary. The board sided with the CEO whom Steve Jobs had hired, over Jobs.

12 years and 3 CEOs later, Jobs came back, and every home run since has been well-documented. Here’s what a rich person would have learned in that interim:

  • I can still create imaginative products, but I need to spend more judiciously.
  • Instead of suing my biggest competitor (Microsoft), maybe we can cooperate and both get even richer. Heck, I’d even be willing to sell them a non-voting chunk of the company.
  • Our designs are a little different than most. Let’s make them vastly different, and brand ourselves in a way that Dell or Hewlett-Packard can’t imagine.
  • We’ve got to stop cannibalizing our own products. In fact, what if we were to make minor changes to them on a regular basis, and sell them to the same people again and again?
  • Being a computer manufacturer is swell, if limiting. Why can’t we be a retail outlet? A phone company? A music store?

Here’s what an average person would have learned in the interim, if you’ll suspend disbelief for a second and assume that an average person could have built Apple in the first place:

  • This sucks. Ungrateful bastards.
  • Who are they to treat me like this?
  • Damn, I never should have created the Lisa. Damn. Damn. Damn.
  • I wonder if Microsoft would hire me. Maybe I could be a department head there. Gates will rub his hands with glee, but I really need a job.

Ways 25 through 27 on Friday.