Cash Flow or Windfall?

Wanna buy it? Make us an offer.

Wanna buy it? Make us an offer.

 

Good news, readers! While getting our total credit card debt down to $45,623.12 this month, and keeping our student loan balance stable at $101,456.44, we managed to add $1200 to our emergency fund! Whoo-hoo! Who knew targeted saving could be so much fun! Yay for us!

Now that we attracted a few additional eyeballs with that moronic opening paragraph, it’s time to tell you how smart people make financial decisions.

CYC owns a modest house in a pleasant part of our hometown. (Well, we own several houses. And it’s actually a pass-through entity that owns them, because paying income taxes at individual rates is for the little people.) Those aren’t realtor euphemisms, either. The house is modest, not decrepit. The neighborhood is pleasant, if not expensive, with gated access and an autocratic homeowners’ association.

The tenants who live in this house have been happy with it throughout their tenure, or at least we assume so. We don’t know for sure, because dealing with their concerns is the property manager’s problem. She earns her 8% by putting out any fires so that we don’t have to.

Alas, the tenants recently chose not to renew their lease. Which left us 30 days to find a new tenant and enjoy (92% of) the concomitant cash flow. Except that getting the house reoccupied is also the property manager’s problem. She doesn’t get her cut when there’s no rental income to get a cut of, so she’s got plenty of incentive to keep the landlords (love that word, it sounds so magisterial) happy.

The typical strategy here is to think within the envelope: How do I find a new tenant fast?

Or as we specified, our immediate problem is slightly different: How do I get the property manager to find a new tenant fast?

Alright, those are only true within the existing conditions of the problem. A true non-enterprising human would have asked:

Should I really be investing in a house that I don’t live in, instead of just contributing to my 401(k) and hoping my employer matches it? (And while I’m at it, maybe I should sell my extra stuff on eBay and categorize my coupons by denomination, too.)

The rich indeed get richer, and not only is that a good thing, it’s the inevitable result of rich people understanding their options. Poor people – e.g., every imbecile with a personal finance blog – are only interested in minimizing damage. Paradoxically, they end up perpetuating the damage because they’re too busy trying to reduce tiny defeats instead of building for big victories. Success begets success. When the 1st (or the 2nd, or maybe the 3rd) avenue generates positive cash flow, it’s easier to see subsequent avenues open up. That always seemed like a better way to go about life than despairing over how much work it’s going to take to reach zero.

Back to our real-life problem, is “How do I find a tenant?” even the right question to ask? How about:

How to profit the most from this?

Which means looking at cashing out.

To determine how much the house might sell for, we looked at comps. That’s industry slang for “comparable houses”, which are easy for us to find thanks to a realtor license that’s cheap to maintain from year to year. That license also provides access to the secret weapon of the real estate investor, the Multiple Listing Service.

Here are 3 recent and 3 pending sales. Like our property, these houses all have 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and a 2-car garage. If it isn’t obvious (given that we’re calling them comps), they’re all in the same part of town, too:

Date SoldPriceSquare FootagePrice/Square Foot
Property A
(Model and Subdivision Match)
Pending207,0001508137.27
Property B7/10221,0001523145.11
Property CPending171,0001594107.28
Property DPending205,5001594128.92
Property E
(Short Sale)
5/10170,0001651102.97
Property F
(Pool)
6/20240,0001594150.57

Property E was a short sale and, not coincidentally, the lowest price per square foot. Property F has a pool and the highest price per square foot. Because these 2 are thus the least comparable, we’ll disregard them. The remaining 4 average $129.65 per square foot. Assuming a linear relationship, and that said line begins at the origin (as if), if we multiply $129.65 by our 1508 square feet we get $195,505. Property A is an “exact match” for ours, which is in quotes because while no 2 properties are identical, realtors still use the term in cases like this. These two properties are a model match and a subdivision match: you can figure out what that means. Property A’s pending sale is for $207,000. Therefore, our property should sell between $195,000-215,000.

Here are the proceeds at the top of that range:

Sales Price215,000
Less Costs
Commission12,420


Closing Costs5,375
Loan Payoff177,500
Net Proceeds19,705

Or, are we better off putting another tenant in the property for a year (or two) even if that means the property is vacant for 2 weeks to 1 month?

Here’s what those numbers look like:

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For what we could sell the house for, we couldn’t get another one (you didn’t think we were going to just pocket the money, did you?) at a comparable 3 1/2% loan. We don’t need the windfall, so we’ll take the cash flow. And we’ll take an educated guess that real estate prices will continue to rise after that historical nadir of a couple years back.

Lower fees through prevarication

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If you missed it, this post originally ran on The Writer’s Coin. We contemporized it for August.

When is it OK not to pay a bill? (If you’re the Hawai’i state government, “Whenever it suits you.”)

Your humble poster automates whatever finances he can, setting and then forgetting the cable bill, the phone bill, the car payment etc. This frees up time our ancestors would have spent reconciling statements and hoping that the payments would post once the checks had cleared.

A few weeks ago I received an email from…well, a company whose parent is based out of Cleveland and grosses $2 billion annually*. I patronize this company only sporadically, but they make you buy an annual membership. Like a moron, I ignored the email’s unambiguous message that said my account would auto-renew within a week.

A week later, another email. From PayPal, saying my account had been debited.

(Aside: What’s more nerve-wracking than an email from PayPal? For me it usually means I spent money for some legitimate purpose sometime in the previous month, couldn’t recall what I bought and am only remembering it now.)

I’d automatically re-upped with the Cleveland company and was now on the hook for another 363 days. The price of the membership is nominal, but I shouldn’t spend money on something I can’t justify.

I called and spoke with an Interactive Voice Responder. “So you wish to cancel your membership? Please say ‘cancel.’ Thank you.” She confirmed my cancellation, but I still had to plead my case to a human to get the charges reversed.

Once I got a real person on the line, I got creatively dishonest and explained that I was out of the country and had left the job of cancelling my membership to my girlfriend. (Because when you have to get something done, it’s always smart to wait until the last minute and put someone else in charge of it while you’re thousands of miles away.) And, as long as I was weaving fiction out of the ether, I mentioned that my girlfriend happens to have a thick Czech accent. (More lying.) And, on the day before the account was set to auto-renew, she attempted to cancel via the…Interactive Voice Responder. Yeah, that’s it. But she couldn’t, because…it couldn’t discern her heavily accented English.

I felt dirty doing this, especially when the customer service person bought my story without question. I didn’t have to defend my ridiculous charade even slightly, which left me wondering whether she was naïve or just couldn’t be bothered to treat me with the skepticism I deserved.

If you’re persistent, polite, and apologetic, you can weasel your way out of minor charges like this. Which gives you a second chance to use the money you thus recovered to buy assets and sell liabilities with. (Note: This method will not work with the IRS or almost any other federal government agency.) But it does bring up an ethical question: How wrong is this? There are degrees.

Did I receive a service and fail to pay for it?

No, unless you consider the 1½ days of membership that I received but didn’t use to be a “service”. Extrapolating from the company’s annual dues, I owe them about 6¢. Having me on the membership rolls for that period cost them a small fraction of that.

How big a deal are we talking about?

Using the traditional scorekeeping method of dollars and cents, almost nothing.

What burden am I putting on the other party?

6¢ divided by all that company’s employees? I’d have cost them more money if I’d shown up at corporate headquarters and asked to use the bathroom.

Is there a pattern?

No. I learned my lesson. Once was enough.

Social convention dictates that we honor certain legal obligations and ignore others. Making the payments on your car falls into the former category—you can’t be surprised if your car with delinquent payments gets repossessed. Paying your mortgage used to fall in that category, at least before 2007. On the other hand, driving 4 miles an hour over the posted speed limit to keep up with traffic is hardly the kind of thing you should feel guilty about doing.

So is there a special circle of Hades reserved for deadbeats like me, or have I committed the equivalent of removing the tag from a mattress I don’t own?

*Alright, it’s American Greetings’ Blue Mountain. Pretty sure the statute of limitations on microfraud is less than 3 months.

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Health care. Cheaper than you imagined.

What if I need an operation and you didn't save enough money?

This might be the greatest deal in all of commerce right now. It’s certainly the least publicized, relative to the benefits rendered.

Pet wellness plans. Seriously. A few dollars a month for uncommon peace of mind…because animals still can’t tell you where it hurts.

America’s largest veterinary chain, Banfield, the Pet Hospital offers its Optimum Wellness Plan for a mere $23 a month if you enroll your puppy or kitten early enough. (Competing chain VCA offers a similar program.) Pricelessness now has a price – and an awfully reasonable one, too.

No matter how well you might take care of them, even the healthiest cat or dog will come down with something. A pet wellness plan saves you money on everything from vaccinations to dental treatments to comprehensive exams and all sorts of lab work. Pet wellness plans even cover free checkups when you notice something out of the ordinary. One routine tooth cleaning for your dog can end up running $600 without a plan, and God forbid if your cat needs to be dewormed or something. With a pet wellness plan, it’s all covered.

At first mention, the very concept of a pet wellness plan might sound a little too esoteric to be legitimate – the veterinary equivalent of an extended vehicle warranty or rustproofing.

But a pet wellness plan is different. Don’t confuse it with insurance, which operates differently in the sense that with insurance you’re paying for something (fire coverage, death benefits) that you hope you’ll never use. A pet wellness plan is really just a steep discount on something you’ll almost certainly buy anyway, in exchange for a long-term commitment from you. For all parties to the transaction, it’s an unequivocal win-win-win. The pet hospital gets a customer, hopefully for life, who’ll have little incentive to seek out a competing veterinarian. You get across-the-board savings. And your pet gets better care than humans receive in some Third World countries.

My two cats of indeterminate pedigree – one from a shelter, the other from a garbage can – both joined the family at the age of 6 weeks or so. Each got their requisite vaccinations and sterilizations at the recommended time, at which point it was time to shop for a permanent physician. We enrolled them in wellness plans the moment we digested the literature, and the $276 annual investment paid off before their first birthdays. Administer an infectious peritonitis vaccine here ($24), a metronidazole prescription there ($35)…add an MRI to determine the cause of a blockage, or treatment to reduce the swelling from a scorpion bite, and your vet bill can add up quickly.

But a pet wellness plan reduces the standard office visit fee from $35 to 0. It lowers the payment on some in-office treatments by 75%. And it gives you 7-day-a-week care transferable to any pet hospital in the chain. The comprehensive exams alone (rectal, ophthalmic and many more) justify the cost of the plan, and then some.

You won’t have to ask your HMO for reimbursement, either. While a visit to the vet will probably never be enjoyable for the patient, a pet wellness plan can make that visit a lot more palatable for the patient’s chauffeur.

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